Mandy

🦄🍻 .406.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Might fuck around, get drunk, and listen to some Taylor Swift this afternoon.

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Slaps like a MF’er.

@KoeWetzel
https://t.co/v5DVpxSJQt

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

Just when I think Hey Baby can’t get any better @DylanWheeler_ releases an acoustic version. Don’t mind me just gonna blast this on repeat all day 😍😍😍

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

@ReganDeckinger ^ my exact thoughts !

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

@Chiefs what flavor of gum does Andy Reid chew? I’m having an argument with my husband because he says spearmint and I disagree. 😂

[Michael Crews @MichaelCrews6]

Even though there’s no harm whatsoever, getting attacked by a grasshopper is a traumatic experience.

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[Arielle Billing @ArielleBilling]

Everyone’s reaction when they found out BHS is cancelled

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

Excuse me while I play a Joe Diffie power hour and cry 😞 RIP

[Caroline Harrington Taglialegami @careharrington]

it might be tempting, but don't stop praying & don't stop praising. God hasn't stopped being God, he hasn't stopped answering prayers and working miracles.

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

Almost had to fight my husband over him saying Tarzan isn’t one of the best Disney movies. The soundtrack alone makes it a banger. #TestingMyMarriage 😂

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

I haven’t missed a workout in two weeks super proud of myself! You know what else I haven’t missed? A meal. And by meal I mean I’ve literally consumed every item of food in this house. Quarantine is wild. 😬😂

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

@K3VIN_BARRERA @huntinhannah @shelbs7293 it’s me 😂😂

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

This quarantine is doing weird things to me, instead of drinking with my friends in person... I now drink with them on FaceTime. #SocialDistancing

[Jordyn Hugley @JordynHugley]

I’m just sayin’ ever since Turnpike called it quits, everything has gone to complete shit.

[DADDYDÈÈ @logandee1]

I was 21 when I was 15, and that’s why my life’s so boring now

[Brooke Butler @bmoneybutler]

Playing on my phone in bed while I should be getting ready is one of my biggest toxic traits lol

[that pretty mf. 👑 @mayescraz]

*throws the sheets up*
*hear it land across the room*

[Mandy @mandyjo__]

Am I ever going to be able to hold out and not give Charlie his Christmas presents early? Three years and counting and I’m still failing 😬😂 whoops @hollenbeckag