Mandy May

“Behold the One beholding you, and smiling” ADM

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

NOT that animal testing is okay but shouldn’t there at least be as much concern about corporate greed exploiting humans for labor? Forever 21, Zara, Topshop, H&M to name a few

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

why are so many people worried about brands that use animal testing and NOT AT ALL concerned about the ones that violate human rights? Child workers, unfair compensation, work conditions that kill, slavery... but we lose our mind over testing a lipstick on a rabbit

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

Asked my kindergartener where her mother was born:
“My mom is from the olden days”

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

@maderbear Shipley’s is the best chain imo but Round Rock is the best donuts overall

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

There’s a word for this, it’s called RAPE. “Had sex with” implies consent COME ON PEOPLE AT LEAST GET IT RIGHT WHEN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN. #rapeculture

[OTHDIARY @OTHdiary]

Just incase you might have forgotten how unremarkably amazing @SophiaBush is.

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

*checking out at Walmart*
*dad opens his phone and types*
Siri: “STARTING ROUTE TO QUIZNOS, TAKE A LEFT AT...”
Dad:

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

Dad had to take a drug test and he told the lady that “he hadn’t studied so he hoped this test wasnt too hard”

the lady deadass told him to come back when he was going to take this seriously.

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

“Scent stuff”

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

OMG you guys my dad tried to use essential oils while I was gone today. HE DIDNT USE WATER JUST DUMPED THE WHOLE BOTTLE IN

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

My dad just scolded me for reading a book on the boat because “you don’t ride boats in the library do ya?”
Again, what does that mean???

[Independent Travel @IndyTravel]

10 of the most unethical travel experiences https://t.co/wkeFufZHHT

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

My dad comes in and hands me a Frosty and says “I got over-involved with my fries so you can go ahead and have this”
I literally have no idea what that means

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

True love is when he doesn’t roll his eyes when you ask for Taco Bell but also maybe some McDonalds fries and Wendy’s frosty. We aren’t there yet but it’s a dream

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

Recent example: “we can’t wait for are sweet baby to arrive!!”

COLLEGE GRADUATED!! How!!

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

I real life have 4-year university graduate friends who don’t use “are” vs “our” correctly. How. Does. That. Happen.

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

@JoshGarrels Mandolyn and Caleb would really appreciate Heaven’s Knife played tonight in ATX! Celebrating our first anniversary by hearing our song live would be LOVELY

[Mandy May @MandyMayMack13]

It’s that time of year where everyone tries to out-do each other with how hard their life is.
“I have 3 finals due tomorrow”
“I have 4 due and a project!”
“Oh well I have 10 exams and 15 projects due in 1 hour and I’m blind!”