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[Ria @UnRialist]

you are what you screenshot

[𝔭 @Phameland]

Yo solo quiero volver a casa porque hay un perrito que me está esperando con todo el amor del mundo.

[ash @heythatsmeash]

Having all your eggs in one basket seems like a very organized and smart way to have eggs

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[‏ًً @encartitas]

amor es cuando tu mascota entra a la habitación para ver si estás bien y luego se va

[Pan @pangrey123]

I have two milestones at work :

1. Lunch
2. Leaving

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

oct, nov, dec are basically fri, sat, sun

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime

10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[💕 @abc_d1vine]

"to be frank" who is Frank and why do we wanna be him

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Walking a dog and they look back at you like “I am having a fantastic time 😀” >>>>>

[mia. @dreamsickang3l]

Don’t ask me what’s wrong because I’ll deadass start from 2023

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why do we say “working like a dog” my dog has never had a job

[brewi 🍻 @brewskigirl333]

if a bagel can have everything so can you

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

only in university can you attend a lecture, understand absolutely nothing and still feel accomplished because at least you showed up

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still wake up with a headache. like excuse me ?? i rebooted the entire system.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do after work is nothing.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I hate when I drink too much water and I can hear it moving around in my stomach. Makes me feel like a coconut.

[xan @lilxan1k]

what a year this week has been

[Seyla🌻 @extrememadness]

Escuchar las patitas de las mascotas cuando se acercan a ti, da años de vida.