Radio Parker

I don’t know karate or kung fu, but I’m gonna make it in this world
Parker, 26, they/xe

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

I have some hot takes about Fall Out Boy so I figured I’d put them all in this thread:

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

Shoutout to @MaintenancePod for teaching me what olestra is because I just played that word in scrabble and got 66 points

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

Much love though, big fan 💖💖

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

@ChilluminatiPod I’m way behind, but as an avid lover of commas, I feel the need to tell @JesseCox that a comma is NOT necessary in the sentence he read in episode 51: The Dream Murder Goblin

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

@LittleVMills weird question but how tall are you

[Seán Ó Raghallaigh @RaghallaighJ]

here’s the menu

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

Using coinstar is so embarrassing like oohh hello people of Walmart I’m going to subject you to the loudest sound in the world because I need $38 in the least convenient way possible since I’m too broke for gas otherwise

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

BRAINFREEZE IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

I’m the mf king of having good blood pressure

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

I am sooo sick of internet censorship culture. I just saw someone censor the word “screamed”

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

There is nothing in this world more embarrassing than realizing your mom was right and you were wrong

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

I am so mentally exhausted. I do not want to be doing what I’m doing anymore :(

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

I think that if Nathan Shelley from Ted Lasso listened to Lovebug by the Jonas Brothers, maybe he’d calm down

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

@tylerpryan Oh HELL yeah tysm!!

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

Do any small artists out there make shirts that say something along the lines of “Lorena Bobbitt did nothing wrong” and if so can you send me a link? 👀 I’m broke rn but this is something I wanna buy as soon as I have money

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

@joaniedrago EXCELLENT thank you!!!

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

From now on I’ve decided white men aren’t allowed to try to introduce me to music. It never ends well

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

The best way I can think to describe CAKE is that that guy is gonna hit that note a fraction of a second later than you’d think, but he’s right for it. Also there’s a vibraslap

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

@RepLisaMcClain Babygirl WHAT do you think a pronoun is

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

I think about the 2010 film “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” probably far more than the average person, but I especially think about it when I make a stupid decision in the name of love

[Radio Parker @mango_parker]

Multiple fat Barbies in the Barbie movie my beloved 💖💖💖