mango dad

I love a good mango and time traveling.

[mango dad @mangodad]

@robdelaney I'm sharing a mango with my son Garrett !

[mango dad @mangodad]

eating a mango and playing online poker. guy in the game chat keeps calling me a pussy.... I will find where you live sexhawk37 you bastard

[mango dad @mangodad]

@CrissAngel hello can youu cast a spell on my wife to make her love me again,; thanks criss

[mango dad @mangodad]

slamming some bud light mango ritas to numb the pain. he'll yeah "it;s 5 o clock somewhere"- alan jackson featuring jimmy buffet

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would i share a mango with donald trump? absolutely not folks. that man looks like a garbage bag full of hummus

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edward mangohands haha

[mango dad @mangodad]

Imagine the film castaway but instead of a beachball it's a mango instead, that would be #phenomenal

[mango dad @mangodad]

my ex wife once said "if you love mangoes so much why don't you marry one" and that's exactly what I did motherfuckers

[mango dad @mangodad]

I'm sorry I spilled mango juice all over your newborn baby. thats my version of baptism

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they fed me mango juice through a god damn tube by the way

[mango dad @mangodad]

folks i;m sorry for being gone from this websight for so long, I slipped on a peel and broke my neck. spent months at the mango hospital

[mango dad @mangodad]

sorry I broke into your house and replaced your Christmas tree ornaments with mangos

[mango dad @mangodad]

best buy? more like worst buy where are the mangos at for purchase are you hiding them in the back?

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@edible I;m doing alright I guess, I asked my wife if I could get an edible arrangements tattoo but she said no :(

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.@edible hey it's me again, just checkin in to see how you guys are doin

[mango dad @mangodad]

get the hell out of my room I'm browsing the mango forums

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I'm sorry for juggling mangos during the funeral

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@edible well that's good, I'm glad. you guys are #terrific

[mango dad @mangodad]

.@edible how are you?

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whenever I go out to eat at a restaurant the waiters are always like "oh great it's the mango asshole who likes mango on his burger"