niall

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[Pinboard @Pinboard]

I'm no expert but the size of this thing would tip me off

[niall @mangrove__jack]

talking like a chud
except you are an actual chud
and living proof

[niall @mangrove__jack]

@SoooWacky @thatdaffyduck @LillieLovesRush We ain’t got it

[niall @mangrove__jack]

@BecomingCritter if the language you use is vague enough you can never be wrong

[Jerma @Jerma985]

Tinder update: Why is everyone so outdoorsy? All these profiles are about traveling/hiking. I want a fuckin slug woman.

[Sean @panoptisean]

You are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at your house

[niall @mangrove__jack]

@subwaysabs gen z experiences the present as an anticipated memory or something

[lottie to my friends @rhovanielle]

okay, but ending up in a situation where you’re hanging out w such a friend and your faces pause for a moment closer than usual and then you both slowly move them closer until all of a sudden you’re kissing has happened to me twice and is a practically religious experience

[niall @mangrove__jack]

me but gemini

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

taking pictures of my sleeping wife and showing claude

[niall @mangrove__jack]

@astr0_v4mp in “politics and the english language” george orwell argues that euphemisms (such as csam instead of child porn) are used to “defend the indefensible”

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

I like pda so much if it was up to me, shawty would be sitting on my lap at the steakhouse

[mr reasonable @finalnormalman]

Why is it so hard to find a nice young lady to lovingly abuse stimulants with

[niall @mangrove__jack]

hey twitter this is my coming out tweet #metrosexual

[niall @mangrove__jack]

it was pretty then and it’s pretty now

[cold (Indianapolis 7/8-7/12)🥑 @coldhealing]

If a white boy said "I'm thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned" today we would laugh him out of the room

[cold (Indianapolis 7/8-7/12)🥑 @coldhealing]

If a white boy said "I'm thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned" today we would laugh him out of the room

[niall @mangrove__jack]

@librarycard69 plea se

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

It’s so funny when some takes vyvanse and says it kills their appetite. So you ate a pill and then weren’t hungry..? And it never occur to you that maybe Vyvanse is just very filling?

[lexycat @lexycat2005]

when i wake up in the morning i feel a console window open and instantly close

[The Blessed Salt ❤️‍🔥🇻🇦🇺🇸 @theblessedsalt]

This post is an excellent litmus test for understanding of just war theory.

Despite the fact that I can see how effective this would be, I must oppose it because the damage it would do to my enemy (who bashes in my mailbox) would far outweigh the good of saving my mailbox. Its disproportionality is opposed by our duty in charity (and even justice) to watch out even for the good of our enemies.

(Yes, by the way, I have had my mailbox bashed in by random vandals.)

[niall @mangrove__jack]

@alwaysunnyooc i’m a svedish plumber i’m here to fix your pipes