Jonathan Mangum

from Lets Make a Deal, Whose Line is it Anyway,”What if” podcast, NCIS (CBS), & the Bucket List

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I don’t often drink, but when I do, its wine every night for the last 30 years.

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@Brocklesnitch As someone who travels a lot, the Pacino scenes in Insomnia where he’s trying to keep the light out of his room is SO F’N REAL

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@CallMeCookie IKR!!!!??

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I don't nap. I just rest my eyes - which starts at 2pm & ends at 4:45 with me checking on my phone to see wut year it is

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@araseb_ This horrible candy

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@KTLA It was kinda perfect the way it was :(

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They say lightning never strikes the same place twice, which is exactly the kind of confidence lightning WANTS you to have.

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@Pic101323 You cared enough to respond. So, I win.

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Today some dude named Joey Chestnut will eat over 70 hot dogs in 10min on national TV. I respect him, b/c I once ate 4 at a cookout and then had to sit alone in the car with the AC on, shaking with my eyes shut like an astronaut re-entering the atmosphere. Happy 4th!!!

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@earlfando I used ropes

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No, I never climbed the Empire State Building to get engaged, but I DID climb a swivel chair to clean a ceiling spot where my wife threw a sandal at a moth.

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@treydayway Watch “Moon”

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@Polymarket Better than implosive diarrhea

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I am a very good listener. I wait patiently, I nod, I make eye contact, and then I say the exact thing I was going to say before you started.

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@CohenSite So you can build multi units in the Toluca Lake Lakeside golf course ???

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@WilliamShatner Do it!!!!!!

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Gonna get flamed for this, but…can we make the soccer goals bigger? Maybe get some higher scoring? <covers face as the rocks hurl in>

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Hey kids, that tortoise didn't win that race, the hare LOST it, and that's why tortoises won't make eye contact with you because THEY KNOW.

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@moonchild23580 Get off the damn shed!

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@JakeFleshner Ham wallets.

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@ATRightMovies Moon 🌖