Effie Meadows

I identify as a comedienne

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Would’ve been nice to figure my sexuality out before entering my slut era, but here we are

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

drag queens aren’t reading to your children, they’re just playing the audiobook out loud and lipsyncing to it

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

speaking of cult movies I also just re-watched Drive (2011) which is about an autistic man who drives around in cool lighting, and this film is good.

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Batam doesn’t kill because Bruce Wayne owns the prisons

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@UmActuallyShow Harley Quinn’s perfect breakfast sandwich also includes hot sauce!

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

You can’t tell me you don’t “get” Love Island if you also watch porn

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

In karate they taught us to never use it to fight, only for self defense, or to protect earth against the forces of Outworld in the Mortal Kombat

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

currently running on iced coffee, spite, and one (1) lesbian sense of entitlement

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

@jackofspuds They also got absolutely wrecked by the pandemic and the general decline in theater attendance that happened since. Pixar thrived on making good films that audiences of all ages could attend. Now most kids watch things on YouTube and Disney focuses on franchises that sell toys.

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Can’t believe I lost money on the fucking Mulaney fight

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Go Berds!

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@SherriKEdman I thought the movie acknowledged that

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We’re never gonna solve the male loneliness crisis

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Like the Cuauhtémoc’s mast, I too have snapped in public.

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

If Kershaw can keep pitching through chronic pain, I can keep dating in LA through unresolved trauma

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Just found out my emotional support barista doesn’t actually work at the coffee shop. She’s just been standing behind the counter making eye contact and nodding for 3 weeks. I gave her a tip. We’re in love.

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

i told my therapist i feel like a fraud, now now we both sit in silence cause it turns out she’s actually a possum in a lab coat and this whole building is just a painted cardboard box

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@DrewPavlou That’s what dad’s, older brothers, teachers, etc. are for. You are allowed to look up to real men and not influencers.

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Cold foam is a scam. I do not respect it. I do not respect people who order it.

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Adam Ray

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Name a doctor you trust more than Doctor Phil.

[Effie Meadows @manicpizzadream]

Gonna find the doctor who did my circumcision and make him do my vaginoplasty… it’s time to finish what you started doc ✂️