Amani Taylor

Stand-up comic. Lives in Seattle

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@STORMIMFMAYA Please tell me this is still a thing!

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@STORMIMFMAYA Are you still doing this? 100% down. Dream come true

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Growing up, Herschel Walker was one of my all time favorite players. I once met him and got an autograph but he urged me to not to keep it

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@TheJivemaster "Looks at scale", Well I'm out.

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Oscar Issac deserves an Emmy nomination at least for "Moon Knight".

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"I donated blood today"

"Well, I knew ya had it in ya"

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The only place that has been bipartisan in American politics was Jeffrey Epstein's love island

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@Fact Yeah, it's called drowning

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I'm gonna be honest with ya'll, I'm still in the worst shape of my life

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If I ever got 3 wishes, one would have to be that every type out email, comment and text messages that was never sent, suddenly was all at once

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Well, I did want to be in showbiz

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Crazy part about all this. I played there for 10 years & I didn’t even hear it from them that I wasn’t coming back.

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@gustations I work the nightshift so it is certainly better than fall back

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@PFF Steve Largent

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Check out that 2D:4D ratio! Feeling manly

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@awk_ashleigh My Mom flippin loves Soap. Own the whole series

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@Spac3hopp3r79 @awk_ashleigh I am well rested

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"Why don't Canadians have more diabetes, with all that maple syrup"???

Thoughts I actually have

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@Around_Seattle @ATill_55 The sign ups start at 9, show kicks off at 9:30 and goes to about 12

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James Gunn really needs a giant wrestler to say some of the dumbest lines you've ever heard