Things I learnt on Twitter 😂😭
1. Everybody earns above 500k monthly except me
2. Chicken has no business in soup
3. Egusi & Semo are mid food and I am the only one that eats it😓
4. Everybody is wise and can give you advice
5. Men don’t like women and women don’t like men.
6. Once you give a certain opinion you can be called a “pick me”
7. Everybody lives in Lagos or Abuja except me.
Add yours 😂
@beam61777@real_khanzunlah@KennyOd541@OPay_NG Are you slow? Do you think everything/everyone have to start big? It'll take time but at the end of the day it'll be sufficient for the whole nation.
the duality of man in this lagos, walking at night you have to look too hard for agbero and also look too quiet for the police.
i take off my glasses for agberos and wear my glasses for the police.
clark kent.
Dear @MTNNG , it is with a heart filled with joy I use to inform you that you have until 11:59pm Monday, 31st of August to duly respond to my comprehensive well broken down mail with a duly comprehensive report and review 🤝