Matt Humphries

Mancunian exile living in East London.

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

It’s time to defect. See you on @bluesky people https://t.co/cN4kv1htKC

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw | The Guardian https://t.co/c36QbaClwX

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Omar Marmoush, close to joining Manchester City!

Verbal discussions progressing fast with Eintracht and Man City hopeful to complete formal agreement next week.

City have 100% agreed personal terms with Omar.

Pep also see him as perfect player to replace Julian Alvarez.

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as Threepio and Artoo is a Star Wars special edition I can get behind.

[Elliot Eastwick’s World Famous Hot Sauce @WorldFamousHot1]

Apex Self Storage
Etherow Industrial Estate
Woolley Road
Hadfield
Sk132ns

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Here are just some of the now deleted Tweets previously put out by the man Kemi Badenoch has just made an ennobled peer of the realm

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

"Migrants, illegal or legal, weren't responsible for austerity. That was the Conservative government. Migrants were not responsible for Brexit. Migrants were not responsible for Liz Truss' failure of leadership."

Brilliant audience contribution 👏

#bbcqt

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Neil Armstrong visits parents after moon landing

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

It’s time to back comb your hair, put on lipstick and get down to a whole night of #TheCure on BBC2. A clear sign they’ve reached Pink Floyd status of revered British bands, rightly so!

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

I hear that David Moyes is available

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 CONFIRMED: Erik ten Hag has been sacked by Manchester United with immediate effect as exclusively revealed!

Ruud van Nistelrooy will replace ten Hah as interim manager, the decision has been made.

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

It’s no secret that diehard supporters are being priced out by PL clubs. Solidarity is needed to preserve traditional fan bases. The issues are discussed eloquently here by @howiehok3434 and Nick from @MCFCfoodbank skip to 31m https://t.co/oiIYOLu7Rk

[Guardian culture @guardianculture]

‘Something special’: Mackenzie Crook and Toby Jones on bucolic comedy beauty Detectorists, 10 years on https://t.co/yLqhL0Uyp5

[Erik 'daibo' Kain @erikkain]

The Season 4 finale of #slowhorses was as close to a perfect episode of television I can think of. This could have been a series finale but I'm glad it isn't.

‘Slow Horses’ Just Gave Us Its Most Harrowing, Powerful Episode Yet via @forbes https://t.co/CdrywwXgDm

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

#Slowhorses is ace, easily one of the best things on tele right now. It continues to raise the bar, even after 4 series. The London locations are spectacular too, a mixture of the banal and the iconic that really add to the drama.

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

Saw 4K restoration of The Empire Strikes Back, this evening on the big screen. Still holds up. The standards it set were so high. Baffles me to this day why everything that came after - bar a few exceptions - was so bad? #StarWars

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

At least it’s not raining…oh wait 🌧️

[John Want @montywanty]

Can we just sit back and enjoy this little treat for Fast Show fans from last night’s Gone Fishing? Wonderful! #fastshow #GoneFishing @TheFastShow1 @RealBobMortimer

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

@SHR_LDN Crazy! At least he bought the drinks.

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

On Sven. It’s hard to describe the sense of pride and joy the away fans felt after that opener against West Ham, esp watching players like Elano and Petrov grace the pitch. He put City back on the map and for that we are eternally grateful…1/2

[Matt Humphries @mankatron]

2/2…here are a couple of fitting tributes which are worth sharing, via @_PaulHayward @ABevington11

https://t.co/YNYSi1ELWf

https://t.co/xqxfSCRQLv