Ian Aitch

ex RE, MUFC, dislike professionally offended cyclists. recently became a motorbikelist. (I’m pretty sure that’s the right word?)

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@drunkshitox I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Some cultures are better

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@TheGNPE Yashere is an abhorrent, unfunny, unlikable arsehole.
Peters is lovable and charming.

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@wozza64mcfc If you’re arbitrarily picking games, do Cantona’s return from suspension. When he played for the reserves.

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@keithapearson Old English cider, and Special Brew. On different occasions of course!!!

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@sizzle_sarah She’s never gone without a meal previously. Maybe heavy protein diet might help

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@ywomendeservles Truth. “I don’t need no man. I’m strong and independent”

Also true. “Please lift my heavy bag. I’m just a girl”

Extra points for “eurgh, don’t offer me help, creep”

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@AlternativeMUFC Oh dear lord Utd, please don’t fluff it tonight and ruin any incoming Comms.

Queue a fumbling 2-2 draw, last minute equaliser OG.
For Utd😢

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@HBrubanter #metoo

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@ShitLibDominatr @ShitpostRock 😂😂😂heard/seen them all brother!!!! Ewok, Willow. Blah blah. I do have a grumpy face like those, so that’s worrisome

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@NBennett8373 @ItsJustPainAA @ShitpostRock As a young soldier, a troop commander gave me the nickname “Don Juan” because I went to a few troop functions with a different girl.
Of all my nicknames, I miss that one the most 😂😂
Don’t blame height, blame your own lack of game😎

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@gdoggy569 @BrassKickerLLC Those brass are being randomly ejected from somewhere unseen

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@ItsJustPainAA @ShitpostRock Can’t speak to modern world, as I’m ancient now, but roll past the judgement. Can’t change it? Fuck it.
Tell them you don’t do stupid fake eyelashes, awful fake tan, bints flashing arse cheeks on nights out, or fat lasses.

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@JAySkates5 @ShitpostRock 😂😂😂My friend, there is zero cope. Life is good.
There are some numpties on this app

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@fieality @ShitpostRock Erm, married again, and to a far superior woman. So all’s well.
The alpha that you are has won in every single situation, and solely because you’re tall?
Wow, you’re so awesome.

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@VeteranIrish A tale as old as time. Well, BAOR anyway

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@AlternativeMUFC 21 is coming!!

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@DelusionPosting Anyone from RAF Regt here to testify how difficult 5 miles are?

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@lolasfajen @ShitpostRock You do you brother

[Ian Aitch @mankian4783]

@IrkthePurists No. Parents worked better. Still had my moments though. Strawberry double dipped anyone?