butthole surfer

thassa texas sized 10-4 good buddy

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

shifted from group home era to groupie era and y’know what…. there’s a lot of similarities

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

she’s quirky. she drinks a lot of milk.

[Rodrick @rodpaints]

cerberus
oil on canvas

[o @BumpDrunk]

remember when lady gaga and the muppets sang venus together?

[Mar 👽 @CRY5T4L1Z3]

Me high as hell in the shower

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

wanna go be villains in a public space

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

think i just received a break up text made by chatGPT

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

pillow talk with strangers is my drug of choice

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

just met the ‘got games’ vape irl i’m shaken to my core

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

sorry i’m grumpy this week my euro loverboy is getting deported ☹️

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

love island is mons central this year

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

sorry for swiping and driving i want to have sex delivered to me by the time i get home from work

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

‘can you play all summer long by kid rock’

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

oh to be 24 and have a work inbox with subject lines such as ‘Checklist: End of life planning’ from supervisors ‘Unable to support palliative care’ from the DSHS ‘Urgent, response needed: Incident at work’ from job coaches imma have a full head of white hair by 25

[butthole surfer @mankk666]

damn y’all turns out
grandma’s bestie is a real cunt but not in a fun way