Adeyemi

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[Tobii || Brand Content Strategist & SMM. @tobiyourgee]

Read her lips "iyawo e ma fe lu e pa.”😭😂😂

[(FCB)Jay @jaymjft]

They collected the Ball from him when he tried to dribble like Pedri 😂

And went on to score the winning goal that knocked his country out of the World Cup 😭,

He did not even track back 💔💔

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

This was the season he started to get the best player of all time shouts. An actual freak of a nature.

Here we have the video of Garry Neville and Graeme Souness calling 23 years Lionel Messi the greatest player ever after the Champions League final.

[Adeyemi @manlikecoded]

@Prema_Chinweze 😁😁

[Doc12 @PabloDoc12]

Jamás me voy a cansar de ver a estos COGIDOS

[Adeyemi @manlikecoded]

@kadeen__ Mehnnn… Julito was a real one. Very loyal!!

[Adeyemi @manlikecoded]

@BarcaTimes See una capitan😂😂😂

[Barça 1899 Stats @barca1899stats]

Ronaldo threatened to sue Guillem Balagué for revealing in Messi’s biography that Ronaldo calls Messi “motherf*cker” in the dressing-room, during a period when his entourage was trying to portray him as a really “nice guy”. 😂

[LOGO🧲 @officiall_logo]

Pochettino lost a Carabao Cup final against Chelsea.

Pochettino lost a Champions league final against Liverpool.

Pochettino bottled a Premier league title in the Leicester season against Chelsea.

But MESSI is the reason Pochettino did not reach a Champions league final.😂😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This is embarrassing. But of course, she is just being a Nigerian woman.

[Adeyemi @manlikecoded]

@FCBarcelona We’ll dunk on them again!!

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Obasanjo achievements

1Paris Club debt relief
2Bank consolidation
3Excess Crude Account
4Foreign reserves growth
5DMO creation
6CBN autonomy
7NEEDS blueprint
8GSM liberalization
9NITDA Act
10EFCC creation
11ICPC creation
12Due Process Office
13NEITI Act
14Pension reform
15PenCom creation
16Civil service monetization
17SERVICOM
18BPSR creation
19Payroll audits
20BPE privatization
21Port concessioning
22NEPA unbundling
23NERC creation
24Universal Basic Education
25NHIS rollout
26NAPEP creation
27NDDC creation
28Mortgage reform
29Military depoliticization
30Police expansion
31AU founding
32NEPAD co-founding
33Greentree Agreement
34Commonwealth return
35NAFDAC revival
36NAPTIP creation
37NIMASA establishment
38NOUN revival
39Private universities
40Cassava initiative
41Rice initiative
42Cement integration
43NLNG expansion
44Abuja Stadium
45COJA 2003
46CHOGM 2003
47Niger Delta plan
48NigeriaSat-1
49Electoral reforms
50Democratic handover
51NIPP power projects
52FAAN reforms
53NCAA autonomy
54Airspace radar
55Cabotage Act
56SMEDAN creation
57Bank of Industry
58NACRDB merger
59FERMA creation
60NACA establishment
61Polio campaign
62Roll Back Malaria
63Cocoa rebirth
64Vegetable oil initiative
65Livestock development
66Fisheries expansion
67Fadama II
68Fertilizer liberalization
69Solid minerals reform
70Mining Cadastre
71Nigerian Geological Survey
72FIRS modernization
73Customs reform
74Insurance recapitalization
75NAICOM strengthening
76SEC reforms
77NSE growth
78Sovereign credit rating
79London Club exit
80Local content policy
81Marginal fields
82DPR strengthening
83PPPRA creation
84PEF reform
85TETFund precursor
86PTDF overhaul
87NIPSS revitalization
88Peacekeeping leadership
89Liberia peace
90Sierra Leone peace
91Sao Tome intervention
92ECOWAS strengthening
93Gulf of Guinea Commission
94EFCC training academy
95Financial Intelligence Unit
96Money Laundering Act
97Advance Fee Fraud Act
98Child Rights Act
99Trafficking prohibition

100Freedom of Information groundwork

[Alli @tygarii]

Somebody needs to give me access to a Ronaldo fans’ group chat for just ONE second. One second is all I need.

[Baraa @Bspertsyan8]

لو صار رئيس الفيفا بتكون الكوره كارثيه

من اقتراحاته

- المباراة ٦٠ دقيقه بدلاً من ٩٠ دقيقه
- التسلل ماينحسب الا اذا كان جسم اللاعب كامل متقدم
- رمية التماس تتحول إلى ركله ثابته
- كاس العالم للمنتخبات يكون كل سنتين بدلاً من كل اربع سنوات

اتمنى مايصير رئيس الفيفا

[Adeyemi @manlikecoded]

@DukeDennis_00 They’re now using Saudi goals to do the comparison. Imagine if it was the other way round😂😂

[Duke of Barca💙❤️ @DukeDennis_00]

🚨The last time Ronaldo finished in the Ballon d’Or top 5 was 2019.

His last FIFPRO XI was in 2021, and his last FIFA The Best award was in 2017.

This is the same guy y’all compare to Messi. His career ended since 2019😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The real issue is that you are never willing to date your age mates until you click 30. From 19 to 27, you only want a man older than you because they are much established. Now you're in your 30s and you're attacking your age mates for wanting younger women.

When you were 23 looking for 30 years old men having refused to date your mates, were you not aware that there were 30 years old women who wanted those men too? For you to date up, it means the men were dating down.

The principle is constant. As you're in your 30s now, there are young women in their 19s to 27 who want 30+ men. You'll not decide for the women what age grade to date and you'll never decide for the men you rejected when you were younger, what age grade to date.

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

“Cristiano Ronaldo carried Portugal.” 😭

Carried them WHERE exactly?

Let's revisit his major tournaments. Including the ones Portugal actually WON.

🇪🇺 EURO 2004 → Lost the final to Greece at HOME. Portugal's golden generation couldn't deliver the trophy.

🌍 WC 2006 → 1 goal. A penalty against Iran. Figo, Deco and company were running the show. Finished 4th.

🇪🇺 EURO 2008 → 1 goal. Germany sent them packing in the quarter-finals.

🌍 WC 2010 → 1 goal against North Korea. Nothing against Spain. Round of 16 exit.

🇪🇺 EURO 2012 → 3 goals. Credit where due. But no goal against Spain in the semi-final. Didn't even get to take a penalty.

🌍 WC 2014 → 1 goal against Ghana. GROUP STAGE EXIT.

🇪🇺 EURO 2016 🏆 → 3 goals and some important contributions. But Portugal won the FINAL with Ronaldo watching from the sidelines after getting injured. Éder delivered the trophy.

🌍 WC 2018 → Brilliant hat-trick against Spain. 4 goals overall. Then went missing against Uruguay. Round of 16 exit.

🇪🇺 NATIONS LEAGUE 2019 🏆 → Hat-trick against Switzerland. Fair play. But who scored the winning goal in the final? GONÇALO GUEDES.

🇪🇺 EURO 2020 → 5 group-stage goals. ZERO against Belgium when it mattered. Round of 16 exit.

🌍 WC 2022 → 1 penalty against Ghana. His own coach BENCHED him. Portugal thrashed Switzerland 6-1 without him starting. Eliminated by Morocco.

🇪🇺 EURO 2024 → 23 shots. ZERO goals. Missed a penalty against Slovenia. Played 120 minutes against France without scoring. Portugal eliminated.

🇪🇺 NATIONS LEAGUE 2025 🏆 → Scored against Germany and Spain. Credit to him. But Nuno Mendes was immense, Diogo Costa saved the decisive penalty and Rúben Neves sealed the trophy. This was a TEAM victory.

🌍 WC 2026 → 3 goals in 5 games. TWO against Uzbekistan, ONE penalty against Croatia.

ZERO assists. ZERO goals against Spain in the elimination game. Round of 16 exit AGAIN.

And here's the funniest part.

SIX World Cups.
ZERO World Cup finals.
ONE knockout goal — a penalty at 41.

Yet his fans want Bruno, Vitinha, João Neves and Nuno Mendes to spend their careers serving Ronaldo's personal records.

Portugal have a golden generation, not a retirement charity.

The team doesn't exist to give one man his fairy-tale ending.

How many more tournaments must Portugal sacrifice for this obsession? 💀

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We accept. We are broke.

Fix your bad character and stop looking for who will help you defend nonsense. Nobody tarnished your image, you did it yourselves. Foreigners are sharing first hand experiences with 9ja women, and instead of taking responsibility and being accountable, you're blabbing crap. 9ja men complained and you attacked them. Foreigners are complaining and you want 9ja men to defend you.

Why is it you they are dragging and not women of other nationalities?