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[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

have you guys ever let your manager read the breakup text you got sent by the last girl you were seeing or is that just me

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

it really feels like i’m cursed right now but im sure in like a week i’ll decide i’m fine

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

just kidding i want to be alone forever

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

trying to date is actually horrific i’m not going to do it anymore except for if i get bored on monday and text the latest girl to write her phone number and her receipt at my restaurant

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

guys this shit genuinely hasn’t healed at all having no fingernail is torture everything hurts and this is going to be my entire summer

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

everything is going really great! 👍

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

i can’t wait to be in love and be loved back again i probably won’t mess it up next time and i will get my future wife’s name tattooed on my neck in cursive because that actually is the coolest tattoo there is available

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

i could reframe everything. every single woman i’ve gotten to date has taught me something led me to something shown me something inspired me, etc. a revolving door of month and a half long muses. there could be worse things i suppose

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

in the last two days my roommate got me a care package and a card and my coworkers saged me and my manager made me say a bunch of affirmations- it’s genuinely so embarrassing being me

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

me

[Ms. Chevious @boofprincesa]

Apparently it’s rude to play Balatro on my phone during a first date

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

72 degrees is actually freezing cold

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

im not even trying anymore nothing matters bus meme

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

idk how to escape this period of time

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

i am having such a bad time

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

debilitatingly horny yet again

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

me and same

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

how many aura points did i lose when i desperately continued to try and keep the relationship alive when they clearly couldn’t care less

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

having a roster is not chic i do not subscribe to that lifestyle you are all hoes and not in the good way like me

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

sometimes having a job at a restaurant is really fun and nice and sometimes you get a health app notification letting you know you’ve walked over 33 miles in the last 5 days because of said restaurant job and it makes you reconsider

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

it actually really sucks being me even though everyone thinks i’m handsome and sweet

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

mmmhm

[brian @brianonhere]

God saw it had been too long since i’d experienced the full range of human emotions so He sent a beautiful woman to leave me on read for 5 days

[person_man1 @manlyguy68_421]

it’s so funny that the one time i ever take my own feelings seriously, for a girl that’s literally perfect, she’s like yeah ok let’s call it