beef

let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[beef @manmademeat]

The worst fucking dickhead at your job: you heard of Shane Gillis?

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Bananas Foster Wallace

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

POV: You’re the slaughterhouse employee who swings the kill hammer when a wigger pig with a fresh fade comes down the conveyer belt and looks at you like this. Can you do it?

[beef @manmademeat]

Me walking into my office job

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as Senator John Fetterman from Pennsylvania makes an entrance at the U.S. Capitol, just casually dressed in gym shorts.

[beef @manmademeat]

I’ll never forget when my mom sent me a photo of Sam Hyde after a shooting happened saying he was the shooter.

[beef @manmademeat]

@_lrhughes @Kentucky_WX iPhone 15 pro max. Just taking the night exposure setting!

[beef @manmademeat]

Still the most hilarious thing to happen in the past 5 years

[beef @manmademeat]

“Let’s go get a drink”

[THE ORACLE @whoaitsyd]

why did they keep recording😭😭😭

[beef @manmademeat]

Funniest video on this app

[beef @manmademeat]

Very dark things happening

[beef @manmademeat]

This is a movie twitter account now. Watches from today go crazy.

[beef @manmademeat]

Gotta be the funniest Michael Myers ever

[beef @manmademeat]

Things a Coke Zero would make me do