áhrifavaldi

[áhrifavaldi @mannfjandi]

[hvíslandi að stelpu sem ég bauð á deit á jólatónleika bubba þegar bubbi stígur á svið] þetta er hann. þetta er bubbi.

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

Columbia doesn’t make applicants spin around and bend over for Roger Ailes so he can determine if theyre rapable enough. Most things dont work like your jobs

[áhrifavaldi @mannfjandi]

skrítið af RÚV að láta eins og Íran hafi bara allt í einu skotið á Ísrael. Þetta var svar við árás þeirra á konsúlat Írans í Damascus og fordæma öryggisráðið fyrir að segja ekkert gegn Ísrael vegna þess.

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

The new generation is absolutely cooked 😭😭😭

[The Savvy Millennial™ @G__R__A__G]

Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The Curb Your Enthusiasm scripts just look like this, the rest is improvised

[departure @dddepartureee]

you mean to tell me Miles Davis made 18 albums in 5 years because he was addicted to heroin

[wint @dril]

does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything

[Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell]

Pro tip: if you take your girlfriend to see Dune 2 and she hasn’t seen Dune 1, you get to describe the plot of the first movie to her at dinner (including useful details from the books). And she can’t stop you bc actually you’re being considerate. Huge loophole.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

*horniest dude who’s ever existed*

that’s sick 😃 what does being a project manager entail?

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage
"a lot"

[F. Perry Wilson, MD MSCE @fperrywilson]

And maybe we should remember that a lot of the people in positions of authority in the healthcare system - even the doctors up in the c-suite - may not have taken care of patients for 20 years. They may not understand what modern medicine really looks like...

[Shasti @sh44sti]

ah…what’s that honey…you have become a geopolitical expert overnight…? “both sides” have things to answer for…? ah…honey both sides of your head is bald…it’s all bald..

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The Great Firewall of China was actually designed to keep Americans safe from levels of shitposting previously thought impossible.

[áhrifavaldi @mannfjandi]

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[áhrifavaldi @mannfjandi]

Þetta kallar á drykk https://t.co/DMfmetUbNT

[wint @dril]

the middle east is complicated because its bad to support smothering orphans in hell fire but I also really want to graduate Harvard