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voted “most likely to succeed” at my community college circa 2023

[guy online @manomline]

Now that it’s July I’m gonna start drinking Faygo again in a homophobic way

[guy online @manomline]

That’s MY president 🫡

[guy online @manomline]

@xBrockox @KinaMagica Buddy, I’ve seen some video evidence online that would indicate otherwise

[guy online @manomline]

Can’t wait to see all the pro-separatists celebrating.Canada Day tomorrow, eating their maple-flavoured ice cream, blissfully unaware of what cognitive dissonance is

[Jamil Jivani @jamiljivani]

Why is Carney taking pictures with half-naked dudes in pervert costumes while kids are around?

He should explain himself. Sign here if you agree: https://t.co/qFwX8q2mc7

[guy online @manomline]

I heard a conspiracy theory that it wasn’t the helicopter crash that killed Oliver tree, but that his long dumbass mullet got caught in the rotor blades, ripped his head clean off his body. It just kept spinning on and on and on and on

[guy online @manomline]

I also hate when my friends riff with me

[guy online @manomline]

@alienatedlabor0 @beyoncegarden Nah he looks way better with hair. Everyone does

[guy online @manomline]

What this guy is not mentioning to his girlfriend is how good the glory hole scene is at all 24 hour diners

[tedks @_tedks]

This is cheating. If you do this, you're being unfaithful. The girlfriend would be right to leave if she found out. You can have an emotional affair with an activity. There's obviously a reason he's not telling her.

[guy online @manomline]

@sernbradley @nycguidovoice After seeing this I wish the British had finished starving the Irish to death

[guy online @manomline]

@Christophe74732 @CryptoDaddy469 @whomisjohn @MAGACult2 That’s a false equivalency. You also don’t need to imagine that, doxxing someone because of their online behaviour happens all the time. Is it good? I don’t think so. Is that the same thing as someone being made publicly recognizable for working for the American Gestapo? Nope

[guy online @manomline]

@Christophe74732 @CryptoDaddy469 @whomisjohn @MAGACult2 no one is saying public servants have no rights. Public servants should be identifiable as such when performing their duties which includes playing candy crush at the airport

[guy online @manomline]

I’m just happy they’re happy

[˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke]

Guys my boyfriend put his credit card in a magic wand and took me on a shopping spree for my birthday 😭

[guy online @manomline]

@IMELTSN0WFLAKES @B1d1saster yuck

[guy online @manomline]

@benbackupbackup @SHOTGUNSUNN Unfunny + ur ugly

[guy online @manomline]

@Devi10ptions @PliskenMGS @disaster_sarah Idk even know what that is, so ur wrong

[guy online @manomline]

@kingcrusader99 @PliskenMGS @disaster_sarah being hot ≠ being gay sorry pal

[guy online @manomline]

@PliskenMGS @disaster_sarah lol ur a fucking loser dude

[guy online @manomline]

they’re probably gonna fly a drone into the US bank tower on 4/20 to take something away from both sides, people who smoke weed and people who celebrate hitlers birthday

[guy online @manomline]

I think this guy just solved world hunger. Everyone should just stop being a bunch of lazybones and get to work. Genius-level thinking

[Jason Magee @magee_jason]

@swd2 @StinaSternberg @grok Hey here’s a thought. Maybe the hungry kids lazy parents could get a job. That would provide money for food. Then the hungry kids wouldn’t be hungry anymore. Maybe?