Manond007

Fun life!

[Naruto @NarutoNolimits]

Elon Musk reveals what happens when a rocket launch needs approval from Fish and Wildlife

Elon: "Nonetheless, we were forced to kidnap a seal, strap it to a board, put headphones on the seal and play sonic boom sounds to it to see if it would be distressed."

Elon: "This is an actual thing that happened. This is actually real. I have pictures."

Before the seal, there was a shark.

Elon: "One of the things that was a bit of a challenge at one point is that they were worried about our rocket hitting a shark."

He asked for the data to calculate the odds. They refused, in case shark hunters got hold of it.

Elon: "Then they said, well, there's another part of Fish and Wildlife that can do this analysis. I'm like, well, why don't you give them the data? They don't, we don't trust them. Like, excuse me, but they're literally in your department."

Then a second agency raised whales.

Elon: "If our rocket does hit a whale, which is extremely unlikely beyond all belief, that whale has some seriously bad luck. It's the least lucky whale ever."

The seal test was for launches out of Vandenberg, where the seal population has been rising for years.

Elon: "So if anything, rocket booms are an aphrodisiac based on the evidence."

Elon: "The amazing part is how calm the seal was. Because if I was a seal, I'd be like, this is the end. They're definitely gonna eat me."

Elon: "Its seal buddies are never gonna believe him that he got strapped to a board and they put headphones on his ears."

They did it twice.

Elon: "I don't think the public is quite aware of the madness that goes on."

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

True! 😂😂😂

[Q Jersey Girl @QJerseyGirl]

🚨 YESTERDAY: I asked Elizabeth Warren HOW she achieved a $12M net worth on a $200K salary, prompting a reply from Elon inquiring as well

TODAY: @ElonMusk announces in the Oval Office DOGE will be investigating public officials with high net worths and low pay.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Will Hussein ever face Justice?

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

America you have no idea what you’ve allowed in

[Cash Loren @Cashloren]

I am literally SHAKING right now! New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani will REQUIRE ID to purchase discounted food items at his government-run grocery stores.

This means millions of women won't be able to get food because of ID. Millions of people of color will not have access to these food benefits because of ID. Only males with white privilege will have access. This racism must not stand!

[Rowan Cheung @rowancheung]

Reminder to go touch grass

A scientist in Japan demonstrated that the air inside a forest strengthens your immune system for a full month

The study is incredibly fascinating:

Qing Li, an immunologist at Nippon Medical School in Tokyo, took 12 men on a 3-day forest trip. These were slow walks with no breathing exercises and no set route.

Then he tested their blood and found a surge in natural killer cells -- the immune cells your body uses to fight cancer and virus-infected cells.

Remarkably, the effect didn't fade when they went home, it was still measurable 30 days later.

A control group that walked the same distance through a city showed no change at all.

Pine, cedar, and cypress trees release compounds called phytoncides to defend themselves from insects and bacteria. You breathe them in, and Li believes they switch your immune cells into high gear.

He estimates one forest walk a month may be enough to keep those cells elevated all year.

The best medicine might not even need a prescription -- just a walk among the trees.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The legal name of Hitler’s party in 1932 was “The Democratic Socialist Party.”

Let that sink in.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Katie Hopkins asked a simple question years ago….

“If Islam is so fantastic, why do Muslims always flee to Christian countries?”

It was common sense then. It’s still common sense now.

[Manond007 @manond007]

Funny

[Nick Plumb @PlumbNick]

Mamdani wants to protect tax payer funded grocery store from non-NYC residents… they’ll need an ID card to enter.

You can make this up.

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

I think all 5 of these geniuses should totally try this..

[Manond007 @manond007]

@SenSchumer
Thoughts?

[Mr Pool 3.0 @real_EBS_]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Trump’s White House just posted a video of Sen Chuck Schumer demanding Voter IDs

PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT

[Manond007 @manond007]

Wow

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

.@karolineleavitt is spot on in this viral video: “It’s very ironic and sad to see celebrities who live in gated communities with millions spent on private security, trying to demonize law enforcement.” She was right.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

What you see. What they see. Very cool POV!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

I understand how Elon Musk built his fortune.

What I still don’t understand is how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires on a salary of ~ $175,000 a year.

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

“I am very happy to testify before any congressional oversight committee… I have nothing to hide.”

This didn’t age well.