Manon Strickland

🌻 A little spicy ok

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Decided over 2 hours later to order the same food from the same place with @DoorDash and it was CHEAPER. Soooo officially moving over to @DoorDash kthx

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Ordered food with @Postmates this morning. An hour and a half later the restaurant called to say the food had been ready since 10 min after I placed the order and no one had showed to pick up. Contacted support at @Postmates_Help here, no response from either.

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Ordered food with @Postmates this morning. An hour and a half later the restaurant called to say the food had been ready since 10 min after I placed the order and no one had showed to pick up. Contacted support at @Postmates_Help here, no response from either.

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Waffles and crying for dinner: the story of an endometriosis flare. #endometriosis #waffles

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

I cannot with #crimeJunkie rn lol #nobodynocrime

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Are there just people who aren’t obsessed with Daveed Diggs?

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

2yo throws tantrum in bath—- (later) 2 yo: “ok manon I’m ready for my dessert I got ready for bed with no fuss” me: “uhhhh... I would not categorize that as no fuss...” 2yo: “NO FUSS MANON IM READY FOR CHOCOLATE” Me: “sorry, try again next time babe” #donttrymeboo

[Mama Crass @KatPapaJohns]

2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart

2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart

2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot

2023: to the left

2024: take it back now y'all

2025: cha cha real smooth

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

He said what are face oils like he hasn’t watched my old ass apply them every night for 6 months I’m so done rn.

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Night routine: wash face with micellar water/toner, brush teeth, take night meds (if chronically ill like me), whiten teeth, apply face oils, put eczema ointment on hand and elbows, carmex lips, write to do lists for tomorrow, set alarms, charge devices, read book. ROUTINE

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Told my bf to do his night routine and come to bed and he said “what is a night routine?” WHO IS THIS MAN IVE BEEN SLEEPING NEXT TO FOR 5 YEARS

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

We need more Paul Williams in the world #AllenVFarrow

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

I bought 12 kombuchas and they carded me. I guess in case I drink them all at once and get buzzed off the trace amounts of alcohol? Unclear

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

@kmintuition 🤣 the REALEST tweet tho

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Guys #lifeafterlockup is on tonight and I have the house to myself. I ordered food from my fav place but they have gotten my order wrong the past 3 times and I NEED THIS GUYS I NEED MY FAV FOOD TO COMPLETE THIS MAGICAL TRIFECTA. Pray for me. 🤞🏻🤞🏻please please please

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

My car tweezers are missing SOMEONE CALL UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

I love her

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

My heart melted like butter 🥺

📹 camifrobabe | IG

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

Sometimes I think about when I was like “the baby looks soo cute tonight- is that a new onesie” and the mom was like “yeah it’s Versace” 🤣😭

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

I bought a brand new stacking washer and dryer, non employer sponsored health insurance, dark spot removing face oil, scolded a 2yo for saying what the fuck and was told I looked both 16 and 21 (by adults) all in the same week of you’re wondering what being in your 30s is like

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

It’s been a long ass day dinner: @DrPraegers heirloom bean burgers and spinach littles, topped with sloppily chopped sautéed onion, smashed up garlic, presliced mushrooms and pesto I chiseled off a giant chunk I froze like 2 months ago. Thankful for the freezer 🙌

[Manon Strickland @ManonStrickland]

@trashdove_jpg When you experience all the symptoms daily cuz you have endometriosis but you don’t want to explain what that is to your doctor so you just lie every time and say none 🤷‍♀️