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[All Day🧬 @AllDayMVP]

What’s he hiding under there

[. @jlambertghini]

It’s hard to Excel when your Outlook is down.

Word.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

This is a message for @realDonaldTrump.

Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.

[JMH @manrocj__]

@notkissIyte you lowkey just wanted to post yourself

[Ultimate ❄️ @30_TheGoat]

Curry is out, he is not returning
I am out ✌🏽

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

When I was in the Army, I got a secret-level security clearance. Not once did a foreign honeypot try to message me, which is crazy given what I know.

Still know, really. It's not like you forget that stuff. They made us memorize it. Anyway, sometimes I talk in my sleep.

[SCUM TK 🗡️ 🐻 (7-2) @Scumtk]

My baby boy was born early had some scares but just like the Bears he closed it out

[SIE ☆ @sierraaaliyahh]

Not quite

[ju ju ☆ @YungHotEboKnee]

got a lightskin friend look like Vybz Kartel got a darkskin friend look like Vybz Kartel

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

New worst song ever just dropped

[lleh @ouchmyboob]

nice one discussingfis- oh

[Jared @jaredjct]

do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”

[John Loftus @JohnCFLoftus1]

Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore:

"Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"

[verdant gel @verdant_gel]

Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening

[🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ @Missy_dee811]

Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians

[🅩ⓔ🅝ⓓ🅐ⓨ🅐ⓢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⓟⓘⓜⓟⓛⓔ ᵛᵒᵗᵉᶠᵒʳᵇᵗˢ @hyyh13434O]

first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian”
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

We putting Ms Rachel on College Gameday

[شرق‌زده sharghzadeh @sharghzadeh]

Iran achieved regime change in America

[emily @north0fnorth]

blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment