JUMPMAN23

RESTLESS AMBITION

[JUMPMAN23 @manslikefred]

Life's a marathon, not a sprint

[Chemzzy @jemutaikibor]

I didn’t know much about kapitani before kitemeo, why is every song of his an absolute banger; niwashe, single, control, mamdihe.

[JUMPMAN23 @manslikefred]

@muliwithanm Kiboko gani bois

[JUMPMAN23 @manslikefred]

@Ustadh_ 350 as per last week

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Kila siku hii Nairobi wewe ni candidate of death

[Supernans!💕 @epicenee]

Each semester redefines the word 'cooked' so thoroughly that I owe my previous semesters an apology for exaggerating.

[𝒋𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒊 @cloud_5813717]

@_fels1 𝑇𝒉𝑒 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝒉𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝒉𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑣𝑖𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝒉𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝒉𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑚 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝒉𝑒 𝑝𝑦𝑟𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 &𝑓𝑖𝑔𝒉𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑎𝑐𝒉𝑂𝑡𝒉𝑒𝑟

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

We should appreciate Total Petrol stations for always giving the exact location of where you are.

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.”

— 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺

[5IVE 6IX @realmwendachris]

Watching your classmates grow fat after getting money is funny as hell, kumbe ilikuwa njaa tu.

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

no regrets

[✒️ @Literariium]

— The Emerald Tablet, Circa 3000 BC

[boJack @njeng_Ah]

Tulikuwa raised right or atleast most of us were. Plan was simple. Finish school,get jobs, look for a partner equally as educated or financialy stable, court, go to ACK&vow to each other. Then give your parents grandkids.
pookies,mamba,sapiosexual,baddies,hg,asexual
Zilitoka wapi

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

Napoleon Bonaparte hated small talk and was known to walk away mid conversation if he got bored.

[ıɹn⊥ @OnlyOneTuri]

Millenials try too hard to fit in, unaingia office asubuhi mtu anakuona umebeba bag anakuuliza “bag ni ya nini?” Akiexpect mcheke cheke na yeye. Mzee peleka ujinga kwa desk yako

[The Mũeni ᥫ᭡ @__mueni__]

I came across a site called https://t.co/CohuIFJxzB. It gives you a random topic, 10 minutes to research it (no AI, you have to go the old-school way; Google), then 1 minute to present.
Could be a good place to start, idk. Mimi I wanted to utilize it for game night.

[Wanjira Maina @LegisLady]

Iyo list ya how MPs voted in the 2024 Finance Bill has and will continue to be the best thing ever made.
Kabla tukubaliane ati one term, tunaingia pale kwa list tuone where your allegiance was in 2024.