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Cinema प्रेमी 🎞️ CricFreak 🏏 Sarcasm Connoisseur 🤭 Revenue Department Ahmedabad 😎

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

due to inflation chhattisgarh is now saintaalisgarh

[nisha 🤹🏻 @niishahaha]

my 4 digit atm pin protecting my 3 digit bank amount

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[✨️ @daalchaawal_]

Already happened in 2003, bada aaya "first time" 🤨

[ً @artfuIchaos]

you have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[divinenature⛰ @divine__nature]

mf that’s called a biological FATHER!

[trapped in the orb again @FQFingers]

Genuinely in tears thinking abt this tiger sucking dick

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with your buddy.

Those 90 minutes could be the best 6 hours of your life.

[Abdullah @abdul_tweets03]

No way 😭😭

[CaracaLibre🚁 @CaracaLibre]

Parce qu'à 0cm c'est interdit par la loi.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[Debs @patchandfelix]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

First in my bloodline to see thieves use two factor authentication before executing the theft.

[taran adarsh @taran_adarsh]

EMRAAN HASHMI x HIMESH RESHAMMIYA: 'GUNMAASTER G9' FIRST SONG UNVEILED – 27 NOV 2026 RELEASE... #EmraanHashmi and music composer #HimeshReshammiya – who have delivered several chartbusters together – reunite for the first song from their upcoming film #GunmaasterG9: #AfsaanaBanaayaAapne.

Another chartbuster this is! 👍👍👍

🔗: https://t.co/Mot3CxND8M

Composed and penned by Himesh himself, the song is sung by Himesh and Asees Kaur.

Directed by Aditya Datt, #GunmaasterG9 stars #EmraanHashmi, #GeneliaDeshmukh, and #AparshaktiKhurana.

The romantic-action film is produced by Deepak Mukut, Sangeeta Ahir, and Hunar Mukut, and presented by Soham Rockstar Entertainment P Ltd.

#GunmaasterG9 will release worldwide in cinemas on 27 Nov 2026... The film is an SRE Studio LLP production.

#G9 | #Gunmaaster | #HimeshReshammiyaMelodies

[Ayush Yadav @ayushunleashed]

Mfker, that's called a browser.

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

I'm actually one of those mfs that does this.

[Alex Kabari @alexblac_ink]

Reddington and Patrick Jane are not in the category of intelligent people. Reddington has a network of resources due to experience. Patrick Jane is a psychic. The Professor is a smart man but was acting on someone else's plan; Berlin's.

Michael Scofield conceived the idea, created the plan, executed the plan, created plans on the move, and executed them. He's the intelligent one.