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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey. Some days, Chicken Man has you around the neck. Other days, you are Chicken Man.

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@TODAYshow Can you please send Jenna Bush to wherever you sent Hoda? Bush makes me urp in mouth every time I see her. @JennaBushHager

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@NBCNews Why do we have to see the orange shithead’s face every fucking day?

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@LlamasNBC You got rolled by the orange shithead. Terrible interview. No countering the rambling from diaper Don. No fact checking. You served up a soft toss interview. It is looking like NBC “news” in falling in with CBS. @NBCNews

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@espn @PatMcAfeeShow What’s with all the Jesus shit in the Gameday background?

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@GageGoulding @KPRC2 @KPRC WTF! Fuck Grizzly’s hood news & fuck KPRC. Good luck on your path to Fox “News” style “reporting.” The shift to crap reporting is evident and well known. Later.

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@MykaFox That’s fucking hilarious.

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@SpaceCityHN @astros D. None of them.

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@SpaceCityHN @astros Sounds like an old timey radio broadcast. Nice job SCHN.

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@PhysInHistory Everyone knows it’s shaped like a pecker with big balls

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@PhysInHistory An alien farted the universe out of its anus into existence.

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@GonzoVice Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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@Chandler_Rome I can’t be the only one thinking that Tatis Jr is riding the benefits of PEDs.

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@Chandler_Rome Did the bat come with instructions?

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@Chandler_Rome Not everyone can face a palooka like Nestor Cortes but the Astro’s are making every pitcher they face look like Cy Young contenders. Something is starting to smell from the coaching handlers/manager. Too early to tell but every game feels like I drank the water in Mexico.

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Random thought: People’s shit goes down the toilet in the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere than the Northern Hemisphere.

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@_NatalieWould @WilliamAder Surfers aren’t in it for the glory with exception of the 0.1% of professionals. If I were to venture a similar obtuse observation I would say that 100% of the sport’s homage is due to nature.

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@briangaar Anyone else thinking Russia will run a false flag operation to take out the orange shithead so that Ukraine gets blamed for the attempt.

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@CryptoEthan Cottonmouth & the couch fucker.

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@JohnBechard DVR.

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@PhysInHistory Having sex with sheep to create Putin.