emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑)

🖤🥀 an actual mad scientist | she/her

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

Used to be hardcore into @PlayPhasmo when it first came out, and was super advanced in the game. Then they redid it, and set everyone back to level 1 🫠 it’s been impossible for my friends n myself to enjoy since then

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

Went to play @JoinDeepRock and my account is completely reset, I have no idea what happened :-( I lost everything

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

@sushitrash we’re at Park’s bar if ur interested

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

On this Kentucky Derby day, here’s your reminder that Secretariat was faster than any horse who has ever lived. The year is 1973 and this is his track record run. Untouched for 53 years. The GOAT.

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

@pitbull have u ever considered doing a cover of “505” by Arctic Monkeys, except changing it to “305”

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

Anyhoo, let's do it. Giveaway time!

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(It'd be a drag to list all the deets here, so just go read 'em on the site.)

#GolshiWeek #Umamusume

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

Let’s be pickles with mama (except I took a bite out of mama before I realized)

[ikm @kkb_soundsystem]

being a strokes fan is crazy cause one day they drop a shitty ai trailer and an awful song and you swear you hate them and the next day they randomly drop a monumentally powerful song performance and suddenly you're extremely proud to be a fan again

[Zaf @Buenozaf]

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never set foot in Coachella again! I'm so proud of them #Strokeschella

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

The “copy and delete” option for screenshots is the best new feature on iPhone for my adhd self

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

After prob the worst airport/flight experience of my life yesterday and finally getting home at midnight… delta rubs it in by sending a handful of meal vouchers at 2am that have to be used by tomorrow???? What do I do w these lol

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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#Umamusume

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

What do u mean the tortilla soup is only seasonal at chick fil a 🫠

[emory (๑′ᴗ‵๑) @mantismoshpit]

Everyone say, “THANK YOU, @BrunoMars !” The new album is exactly what I needed

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Every year, scientists from all over the world participate in a unique competition called the Agar Art Contest, where they use live bacteria instead of paints to create colors. Here are some of their creations.

[𓃹 @porcel444in]

happy anniversary bad bunny for releasing this club hit it's a timeless classic now

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I'm ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen. I'm ready to be born again in its purifying light