Manual do Caos 🦊

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[Eric Trump 🇺🇲 @EricTrumpGC]

🚨URGENT: More than 8 million people were allowed to vote without using biometrics, just with "manual release by the poll worker," according to the report.

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

@migueljrinveste Eu descobri que mesários simplesmente podem liberar a urna sem o seu dedo, com o dedo deles e depois assinar no seu lugar kkkk.

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

The figures match the analysis of Brazil's Superior Electoral Court (TSE) microdata cited in circulating reports: polling stations that closed by 5:00 PM gave Flávio Bolsonaro 52.39% of the vote (a lead of approximately 1.8 million votes). In polling stations that closed later, Lula reportedly gained a margin of more than 6 million votes.

However, official TSE data show that only 34,393 votes were actually cast after 5:00 PM, mostly by voters already waiting in line.

Polling stations that closed later represent a different demographic profile. These voting patterns may warrant further independent auditing, but they do not, by themselves, prove electoral fraud.

Sources:

Superior Electoral Court (TSE), October 27, 2026 — Official report on votes cast after 5:00 PM.

TSE Electoral Fact-Checking, October 28, 2026 — Analysis of the circulating report alleging irregularities in polling-station results

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

About BRAZIL:

The figures match the analysis of Brazil's Superior Electoral Court (TSE) microdata cited in circulating reports: polling stations that closed by 5:00 PM gave Flávio Bolsonaro 52.39% of the vote (a lead of approximately 1.8 million votes). In polling stations that closed later, Lula reportedly gained a margin of more than 6 million votes.

However, official TSE data show that only 34,393 votes were actually cast after 5:00 PM, mostly by voters already waiting in line.

Polling stations that closed later represent a different demographic profile. These voting patterns may warrant further independent auditing, but they do not, by themselves, prove electoral fraud.

Sources:

Superior Electoral Court (TSE), October 27, 2026 — Official report on votes cast after 5:00 PM.

TSE Electoral Fact-Checking, October 28, 2026 — Analysis of the circulating report alleging irregularities in polling-station results

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

The figures match the analysis of Brazil's Superior Electoral Court (TSE) microdata cited in circulating reports: polling stations that closed by 5:00 PM gave Flávio Bolsonaro 52.39% of the vote (a lead of approximately 1.8 million votes). In polling stations that closed later, Lula reportedly gained a margin of more than 6 million votes.

However, official TSE data show that only 34,393 votes were actually cast after 5:00 PM, mostly by voters already waiting in line.

Polling stations that closed later represent a different demographic profile. These voting patterns may warrant further independent auditing, but they do not, by themselves, prove electoral fraud.

Sources:

Superior Electoral Court (TSE), October 27, 2026 — Official report on votes cast after 5:00 PM.

TSE Electoral Fact-Checking, October 28, 2026 — Analysis of the circulating report alleging irregularities in polling-station results

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

@Tiai_7 @BrunoleoBorja @souapenasV Pra mim o unico jeito de anular a eleição, é encontrando pessoas que não foram votar e o voto consta assim mesmo.

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

Senhores agora realmente vai ser muito dificil fazer algo!

O negócio é pressionar o congresso e senado aprovar o voto impresso na urna.

Além disso a fiscalização nas salas aumentarem.
Eu não sabia que mensarios podiam colocar o dedo pra uma pessoa votar e ela assinar.

Imagina a quantidade de petista doente que pode não ter feito isso no final?

Temos que encontrar pessoas que tenham alibi o porque não votaram, mas mesmo assim o voto consta.

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

@javiernegre10 Eu descobri somente nessa eleição que mesários podem colocar o dedo pra liberar a urna pra vc, caso seu dedo nao passe.

Acho que temos que tentar encontrar pessoas que não votaram e verificar se o voto delas constam junto a algum alibi.

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

Imagine só, são 500 mil urnas no Brasil.
Imagina que 50 mil dessas urnas são Ptistas fanaticos, que faltando 10 minutos pra sessão acabar, ficam enfiando o dedo lá e votando no lugar de quem não foi?

Se em São Paulo eles ja te olham torto quando vc ta com a camisa do Brasil imagine em regiões remotas do nordeste.

[Manual do Caos 🦊 @manualdocaos1]

A diferença de votos foi muito maior do que eles podiam manipular.

Talvez tenha só um número de urnas que eles consigam manipular.

Sem contar o que descobri nessa eleição, que se sua digital não funciona, o MESÁRIO pode colocar o dedo dele pra vc votar.

A gente sabe o quanto petistas são "doentes"…imagina o que não podem ter feito nos ultimos 30 minutos e começaram votar no lugar de quem não foi?

[Marcelo Penido @penidocastro]

Felca recebendo o amor Petista #Felca #FelipeNeto #FobiaSocial