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[ted fan @YaoiSpongeBob]

I found a jumping spider at work today. What they don’t tell you is that their frame rate is less than everything else. That’s why it looks like they teleport everywhere

[૮₍ ´ﻌ`₎ა @aaaaliyaaahhh]

was doing e. coli tests in my bio lab and my partner dropped the petri dish on me

[AllAroundEd ⭐️ STADIUM SHIFT @ SAGE2026 ⭐️ @AllAroundEd]

Perfect opportunity to share my absolute favorite TAS of all time

[Juan @jjuan_fn]

New season great @FNCompetitive

[noa1008 @noa1008xx]

#UFOの日

[Tom Sweeney alt @KingstonJamison]

Possibly one of the craziest things I’ve seen in some time

[🩷🦭 Leah 🦭🩷 @Seallyprincess]

My laundry on the rinse cycle

[anthony @tony_bagz]

What a fucked up day man

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

The Argentinian peso has finally reached negative numbers

[Desean Packson @DeseanPackson]

Sorry man it’s highly unlikely I drop another huge piece of sausage

[WhiteGori 🇦🇷 @white_gori2001]

@hanfjob How about the worst Koreans?

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[farum azula beastman @tarnishdjoestar]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[✨🦭 Skooroxz 🦭✨ @Skooroxz]

Fuck my seal life dude

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.

[Capitán Swing @Capitan_Swing]

World Cup 2026

[mariana @ubergojo]

thats bc in the past bread came from bread trees, which naturally didn't contain gluten, but then humans killed the mammoths (the pollinators of bread trees) and the bread trees became extinct as a consequence, so humans had to start baking their own bread (which contains gluten)