when the "video essay" is just the youtuber going through the plot of the game beat for beat but you are desperate to hear someone else talk about it so you watch it anyways
“yo dude this game is fun you should play it”
“not until I check the metacritic score, steam charts, budget rumors, earnings per share as of last fiscal quarter”
I hate noise cancelling headphones because it makes every song have a part that sounds like various family members screaming for help as they’re brutalized by an intruder while I sit in my room unaware