Jay Tosh

scientific data and sarcasm sums me up pretty much.

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

@TMZ This wouldn’t have happened if Tom was still and I quote this from the great Tim dillion - “a fatty boom batty”.

Anyway support our favourite mommy https://t.co/9guxMtvR7N

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

U.K. politics now is just a show. Democracy was sold off a long time ago. So let’s just have fun with it, make it as entertaining as possible until life as we know it collapses. Then we can say “well we had a good laugh” so please people of Clacton vote count binface. 🙏

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

Keir Starmer right now when he was told to step down 😬😬😬

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

All this talk of the straight of hummus makes me hungry

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

How come Keir Starmer never mentioned he was a professional London cab driver? The u-turns this guy has under his belt………… 😬

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

Cheese and onion crisps levelling up the sandwich game

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

Fried egg or two in a lightly toasted sandwich. It's my current food obsession. Amazing!

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

Grok Imagine prompt:

A futuristic, dome-shaped spaceship carrying 350,000 people, adorned with intricate, glowing golden patterns that shimmer against the starry void of space

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

@GiaMMacool @BethhVickers

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

People love to say sex fades in marriage
but they’re clueless.

Our marriage only got better over time 
and the sex drive skyrocketed the longer we have been married.

Orgasms are the best way to calm the nervous system. 

Yet we have a world full of anxious, stressed-out, sexless marriages.

A culture that is over-eroticized and under-sexed. 

No wonder cortisol is high, testosterone is low, and people are angry, and out of shape.

Fix your hormones, have more orgasms

It is impossible to be angry when you’re in amazing shape and having great sex with your husband.

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

First photo is used for hate on trump like he is the only one wearing a blue suit. 2nd is reality and many people have blue suits.
All for the rage bait I guess….

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

Randomly added to some bitcoin scam analysis group on telegram and then got kicked out for giving them nicknames and trying to sell them potatoes or as I like to call them po taaa teeess. Never did find out how I could make profit in 60seconds 😢.

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

I listened for 41,384 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/EWTsachtIZ

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

@Ashy_slashee

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

Dangerous 🫠

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

@emkenobi I’m classed as “right wing” and I’m gutted it got cancelled. I thought the actors were brilliant but some episodes the writing was poor but not terrible . Instead of the political side blaming they should admit writing was not on point and be given a chance to improve it in s2.

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

To what point is it classed as cruelty to let Joe Biden run for president? Democratic Party really should end this cruel torture on a O.A.P and find a new puppet. He’s 81, heavy deteriorating mental capacity. A old dog gets treated better in his last days.

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

The more I listen to this up coming general election the more a realise it’s a delusion of choice. Whatever democracy was truly put in place was sold off a long time ago.

[Jay Tosh @manxmrfresh]

@Terry_Lennon_ Exactly this! The biggest thing to hold back growth is not reflecting and learning from the situation but instead blaming and never taking accountability.