Mike O'Connell

I live in Los Angeles with my three Cabbage Patch Kids. Sadly, the fourth was legally emancipated.

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

A glorious evening of Comedy and Music with the premier of my, Mike O’Connell, new album A Gaggle Red Flags at the Lyric Hyperion. To miss it would be a terrible error. See Ye There! Click here for tickets! https://t.co/HkVDc4Dir6

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

@ErickWeber High score right?

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Anyone who Knows Anything Knows that Dune is just a Big Fat Ass Rip Off of the 1995 Cinematic Classic Powder. For those who Knew Not, enjoy the New Knowledge. Peace.

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

I will be performing my musical endeavors at this fine show on Thursday! Please join me and the other immensely talented performers! It is free and promises to be absurd beyond the imagination! https://t.co/7oOoIZvuMk

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/ZHZt86Gudt

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

I would like everyone to take a moment to remember these Deals that are Expiring. They did their best but so many will die unused. Pour some out for these poor Deals perishing without achieving their purpose. Thank you. https://t.co/K6PmgRnBs9

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

Finally a convenient Drug Drop. My Meth sales are off the charts. Many Props to the Grocery Store who makes my Drug Dealing more Seamless and Covid Safe. https://t.co/2zj4JI78aA

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

As someone with a highly aggressive Work Allergy I deeply appreciate the City of Los Angeles posting these signs so I can avoid these areas so as to not accidentally become Employed and thereby inflame my malady. 👏🏻👍🏻😘 https://t.co/fVeECmoau6

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

There is a brand new Life In The Human Zoo available for your indulgence. Listen as hard as you can please! Link is in the Bio! https://t.co/es1TLBcsn9

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

I’ve discovered an alarming second parenthesized part to my favorite Internet Quote. I fear the quote is much less hopeful than I thought. https://t.co/OnubIwLz3b

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/RtqZuVfgKd

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

On the 8th Day, having nothing to fill the Corporate Parks and Spreadsheets, Sky Papa created the Business Man. It is unclear if this was wise. https://t.co/rpDMInVyzb

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

Me: I loved Cheers. Only problem with Cheers? Too many Humans! So this is basically Cheers but the Humans are Hummingbirds. TV Exec: How did you get in my office? https://t.co/urL36qnkRI

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

Finally An Internet Quote That Makes Sense. https://t.co/GTKIlb4wAk

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

It’s Gregor The Friendly Reminder Horse checking in with a Friendly Reminder to Please Quit Your Egregious And Wonton Bullshit! Thanks for stopping by Gregor! https://t.co/SfUJNUdTK0

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/0SPDRbdBAg

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

There is a New Episode of Life In The Human Zoo and it is Riddled with Poetry and Song. Listen from the Comfort of Your Cage! Link In Bio. https://t.co/r8g7TRpY7J

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

I can’t tell you how many times having this sign in my kitchen has saved lives. https://t.co/QTHakMkdEg

[Mike O'Connell @maoconnell]

Carl’s Least Favorite Prank is Tragically Specific. https://t.co/G202noevAI

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I knew you could do it. https://t.co/0nLpjKWyKB