Celia María

UPR Mayagüez ∞ Ingeniería Química

[ポンデべッキオ @pondebekkio]

笑った。この動画作った奴誰だよ。

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Well his name was Folarin Balogun, that’s a mouthful isn’t it? And they gave him a red card. Very unfair. Very nasty. So I called up FIFA and I said ‘FIFA you better give us our guy back’ and they did. And they did it so fast it’d make your head spin. But it turns out he’s an anchor baby so we’re gonna deport him after the World Cup. We have to do it.”

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

The VAR team when the US plays at the World Cup

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

I’M CRYING 😂😂

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Me after watching 72 World Cup games in 17 days

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: If Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz again, they won’t have a country.

JD Vance about to sit down on the negotiating table:

[legen @legen_eth]

The strait of Hormuz:

Saturday - closed
Sunday - closed
Monday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Tuesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Wednesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Thursday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Friday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM

[Joe Redden | The Older Millennial @teameffujoe]

Working my new side hustle. Europeans DM me for details.

[André Treiber @andrebttx]

First time in recorded history someone has said they “really wanted to swim in the ocean” in Galveston

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

How much you wanna bet Freddy is battling this mf’er?

[Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole) @DustyBottoms04]

@FreddyLA7 This is the greatest story of the summer

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[Billy Costigan Jr. @HotshotGamblaz]

Have plans to drink beers with my friends later

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

[Frizz Dee @frizzdnuts]

It’s always about oil.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Overheard in Silicon Valley: “He’s an autist, but he’s our autist.”

[Shawn Spradling @Shawn_Spradling]

This German fan came to the USA for the World Cup and has quickly become my favorite account to follow by simply posting his every stop across the country.

He’s roadtripping through the south from town to town absolutely loving life.

The perfect timeline cleanse.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas