maple

future mayor of hyperdrive city, alaska

[maple @maplelapel]

I live in Hyperdrive City, Alaska. I live on floor 67 of the Denali Plaza Commercial SuperKruschovki. My rent is 2 dollars a month, and I am living next to three hockey teams and my local Iditarod sleigh. It takes two hours to get to Vancouver via the maglev.

[aryl ⌬⌬⌬ @endless_sine]

My life plans are to quit my degree and to let increasingly insane women to take me on birding trips until one of them finally drowns me in a shallow creek in a moment of what I'd like to call radical mercy

[maple @maplelapel]

what do you even do when you're so horny you can't sleep

[maple @maplelapel]

@SOPHONTSIMP why. why would you do such a thing !1

[maple @maplelapel]

"nothingburger" is american propaganda. we call it nothingpoutine

[maple @maplelapel]

if you eat food in america you die instantly

[maple @maplelapel]

@femclonine have you considered that i want to achieve my rightful place in the medical rentiership

[femclonine✳️ @femclonine]

Universally find students in linguistics, anthropolog, chem, etc., much more dispositionally similar and friendable than avg bio major because the average bio major is an aspirant white-robed fascist priest

[maple @maplelapel]

@CeruleanChr :]

[maple @maplelapel]

я люблю тархун !1! я люблю тархун !!

[maple @maplelapel]

@madis_sins if you aren't taking her IVs and providing her with free primary medical care i don't give a shit about your "medfet"!

[maple @maplelapel]

@CeruleanChr gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha

[maple @maplelapel]

BREAKING: another wobblemeat recall across 14 states leaves plappers concerned

[maple @maplelapel]

@CeruleanChr i'm being possessed help god please help me

[maple @maplelapel]

@npeason @MYTHOTROPOS the russification of the us continues apace

[maple @maplelapel]

@npeason @MYTHOTROPOS yea but its not even good enough it just tastes like oil

[maple @maplelapel]

between the midterms and the increased cia anticanada botfarms i think this site is going to be unusable for the next four months

[maple @maplelapel]

@godspeed_aflame 🔃🪷🔃

[Cerulean @CeruleanChr]

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