Angry old man

You got any greek yogurt????

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

Had a dream that I had 6 pack abs but my skin was made out of hamburger meat...so like I guess I can’t even win in my dreams

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

@fettyschwapp Red velvet funnel cake

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

Today I discovered that the French word for vegan cheese is "fauxmage" and I couldn't be more delighted.

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

@curriedbaby Umm

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

I want to host a game show where four dudes find out if they are in an actual healthy “friendship” or if they are using the women in their lives for unwanted emotional labor

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

Anyone else listening to Carley Rae jepsen while having a panic attack about how the world is continuing to implode around us

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

These lazy ass singles Ezra Koenig released are just icing on the cake. Oh to be a white mediocre man in America.

[sai @Saisailu97]

Men who think other men can only support women or talk about social issues to try and get laid are the absolute worst and we should stay away from them at all costs

[should be writing not scrolling @itsjacksonbbz]

Reminder to white people:

You will continue to mess up re racism. So continue to be teachable, open to correction from POC, and vigilantly monitor yourself for defensiveness and white fragility.

You never "arrive" as an ally, you must continually *practice* allyship.

[I AM RAGHAV @ACLUOfficial]

Lord grant me the confidence of a white liberal who read two NPR articles on an issue

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

Any people out there realizing that the crushes that you had on dudes on bands was just you wishing you could be them, and wear their leather jackets/have thieir weird over confidence? Or was that just a me thing!?

[Hrishikesh Hirway @HrishiHirway]

My mom‘s food is in the @nytimes. Incredible. She can’t make her mango pie herself anymore, so thank you to the lovely, wonderful @CiaoSamin for honoring her and her cooking this way. This is still the best dessert I’ve ever had in my life. https://t.co/W5nyBsncEF

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

@galaxyofsong You ARE good, that’s why you are doing this, and the more you get out there the better you get. Tell that imposter syndrome to stfu

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent

[Lillibet Petunia Bean @ludiceunuctress]

grab somebody sexy tell them rats can tread water for three days

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

If someone says what you are doing is creepy, it is.
Thank you

[Team G.I. Robot @TeamGIrobot]

The guy who played a different racist stereotype in every Adam Sandler movie thinks he gets modern comedy.

[Angry old man @mapotato10]

Hot tip to gain more self love this 2019: go to red lobster with a tubberware in your purse to stash those cheddar bay biscuits, freeze them and future you will love yourself FOREVer