Map to the Stars Eddie

Weasel-like survivor of the purge

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Important message from your beloved big pharma companies:

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@SandyofCthulhu @ImmortalisDB And I LOVE Dredd. But Raid 1 is just a significantly better film. I love them both.

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@Romudeth Sometimes I think about 90s wizard man… remember the Gen13 era where every month was a straight glazing of Jim Lee.

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@Romudeth PFFT. 2 hours?! In this day and age?! That’s a short film!

(And yes it will be excellent)

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@DavidLCorbo Look. It’s Goldeneye. But. Conker was very solid for its time. (It hasn’t aged well.)

All of this said, Battletoads NES is always gonna be my champion.

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@FetusberryJam That movie was good. I love it. And Miles’ dad is a great person.

The writers beyond that point went 45 extra miles to ruin Miles because there is a clear propagandistic agenda on this kid.

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@davo_arid Dude don’t get famous.

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@davo_arid Oh. Hahahahaa nooooooo

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While not entirely wrong I do say “WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?” in McNulty voice at least twice a week.

But I do quote Sopranos more.

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Notice how The Sopranos is still a cultural icon almost 20 years later, people endlessly quote lines from it, whereas The Wire has been completely forgotten

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@LearnToToad Meatspin.

God help me.

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@ForestMommy Oh. No, virtue needed. You are correct.

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

The masculine urge to just completely ruin your life for no reason, again

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@DavidLCorbo I didn't expect it to be you guys leading the charge on the smug orthobros. But I am absolutely mother fucking here for the show.

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@MillennialWoes If you didn't see the NYE when this groundhog slaying clown and his lesbian wife danced ALONE in Times Square amidst a sea of "Planet Fitness Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm guys"... while Frank Sinatra's New York, New York HAUNTINGLY echoed between the empty buildings, please do.

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So when I tell you that Sandlot 3 is both “fucking insane” and “actually surprisingly better than I expected” I mean both statements.

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I have completed viewing the Sandlot trilogy with the kid. The first is obviously absolute cinema kino. Classic

Sandlot 2 is just 90 minutes of "YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIIIIIRL! I *AM* A GIRL." It's a skip. You get it.

Sandlot 3 is... well, that is a different beast altogether...

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I also think they forgot that, according to lore and the primary texts, Squints fucked 9 kids into Wendy. So it is a weird missed opportunity that Wendy never shows up.