Last night I slept with this baby in a crate on my bed so I could put my fingers through and let him know that someone was here and let him observe me sleep and hopefully sleep in my presence. At 5:30 a.m. I was awakened to buy a paw reaching through to grab my finger.
i don't know why all sonny angels customers approach to ask about them like they're asking where we keep the drugs or the weapons of mass destruction but they sure all do
‼️‼️‼️LET'S GO GUYS, LET'S DO IT ONE MORE TIME‼️‼️‼️
I'm taking comms so I can pay for my living expenses and figure out some health ins*rence for the next year (turning 26 is tough).
Please RT if you can, since likes do nothing anymore! Anything counts, thank y'all so much!
My comedy special "Pissing Out Cancer" is now out on https://t.co/ZlhaGMSa38 as part of @dropoutpresents.
This is happening because I sent an email to @samreich with a link to me doing 40 minutes of stand-up in Missoula and he replied with the attached message:
had a dream last night where @GrantOB came to me in a dream and then gave me really thoughtful advice and followed it up with a lewd joke and I am so upset that I can't remember what the advice was or even what it was about
the reason this guy is a hologram is because he's a member of a near extinct species so he has special permission to break the jedi code of celibacy and fuck nasty on his homeworld to repopulate his people's numbers