Mario Aguayo

California Born - Globally Raised

[Auston Bunsen @bunsen]

Holy shit @brianbreslin made a calculator based on my PMF framework!

https://t.co/unaTKW1Lyy

[TickPick @TickPick]

Taylor Swift Giveaway!

We are sending three (3) lucky winners to see Taylor Swift LIVE in Inglewood, California 💜🫶

What's included:

▫️ Two (2) VIP Floor Tickets
▫️ 5-Star Hotel Accommodations (2 nights)
▫️ Flight accommodations & airport transfer
▫️ $100 gift card for merch or food

Enter here: https://t.co/Fgm9S9IyjD

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Secretly building thousandaires one key at a time lol

[Auston Bunsen @bunsen]

I ran a crazy experiment in 2018 with some coworkers (@pkbanks99 & @mar_e_0): https://t.co/vHAJVJGt3j

and randomly get text messages like this the last 3 months:

[Matt Campbell @mattdean216]

Listen to our third episode, "RIP Aunt J", on #spotify and #applepodcasts now #linkinbio https://t.co/K4xbrmyG8d

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Are people still drinking soylent?

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Here’s a solution that I think would make everyone happy. If you want to protest the stay at home order, then please inject yourself with disinfectant, that way you can be sure you don’t have the virus. #trumpideas #giveitashot #youshoulddefinitelynotdothis

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

The orangutan in DC is trying to blame his inaction in February on the WHO for downplaying the situation. #whatanidiot

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Soooo....got these @Nike Free shoes about a week ago, and only put about 16 miles on them and today almost ate 💩on a turn #nobueno #nikefree #Nike

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

@AP_FDAwriter @realDonaldTrump This doesn't address campaign contributions, but more so how some states have loans out against the settlements that need to be paid and with the decline of big tobacco sales they are unable to keep their financial obligations.

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

@AP_FDAwriter @realDonaldTrump Do you think the recent swooping legislative and FDA changes have anything to do with the states financial interests from previous big tobacco settlements? Something about it just doesn't smell right. (no pun intended)

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

@bsmonaco Everything you need to know about running a successful inn exists in the lyrics of "Master of the House" from Les Misérables

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Hey @chetbortz ! Was wondering if you could help me out with something?

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

@UPS store playing Ludacris “What’s Your Fantasy” on their speakers is probably the most Miami thing ever.

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Is there an in-home delivery service where someone just comes and takes whatever it is my wife asked me for and brings it to her so neither of us has to get up?

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Underage tobacco/nicotine use is really a problem. So ID verifications are super important. I hope more stores offer ID verifications and actually implement these new changes.

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

I mean this makes sense. The tough part though is going to be convincing stores to switch their POS systems, even upgrading the systems would be a pain for most.

https://t.co/0XHujmPCIs

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

Overheard this at a coffee shop while I was working.

Guy: “You’re much nicer than I thought you were going to be”
Girl: “Oh!? Thanks.”
Guy: “Yeah I guess your confidence made me think you were going to be less nice”

Dude....no.

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

👏👏

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Um, because the racist terrorist killer wrote a racist manifesto that parroted the racist things that the racist president said? Just a wild guess. 🤔

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

When giving your thoughts and prayers, please be as specific as possible about which mass shooting you are referring to.

[Mario Aguayo @mar_e_0]

I wonder when these types of investigations will start targeting the sugar industry 🤔

Vaping giant Juul faces another probe of its marketing https://t.co/nIK3ggm0nV #FoxBusiness