Maranda 🌴

Maranda from Marland! 🥰

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

@Walmart so baby wipes can’t get a substitution item??????? Make it make sense

[Adelaide @ADHDelaide]

ADHD is so different internally vs. externally. You'll spend 3 hours trying to convince yourself to cook lunch, feeling like shit and getting anxious because you can't just stand up and do it, and people just see you sprawled on the couch scrolling through your phone.

[T @TeresaDeeaz]

I accidentally texted my therapist thinking she was my plug and...

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

Hi @Uber_Support can y’all possibly change your algorithm so if I pick up a double and one of them is an ice cream order that gets delivered first. It’s too hot for ice cream and doubles. Thank you.

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

@GeneralMills Actually crying

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

The scream I just let out though

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

Hello @CookOut can you guys figure out a way to make your drivethrus more efficient like CFA. I’m sitting in this drive thru about to shit myself because the line hasn’t moved in 15 minutes and the drive thru is designed so you can’t escape

[jane 🚗 @POKOPIPO]

snagged this cute maisy mouse backpack off ebay and the thank you note made me chuckle.. its for me pfftt

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

@gopuff @goPuff_Support can y’all stop selling Bidi sticks please. They are absolute garbage and are always coming out defective.

[Rebecca Seals @rebeccaseals]

and suddenly I need to buy a mushroom tent

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

my best friend acts like I snore like an old man or some shit anytime I’m snoring she wakes me up - like - if I could control it do you think I’d want to snore when I’m sleeping???

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

@Tuckers_Kingdom @sherrieblossom_ @JamieHorror13 🥺 ily

[Tucker - Treasure Backyard 🦣🧡 @Tuckers_Kingdom]

Good morning! Today it’s mother’s day over here and just wanted to mention some of the most amazing moms on actw 🧡🧡 @marandacrossing @sherrieblossom_ @JamieHorror13 😍🧡

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

@owletbabycare why did someone spend so much on a camera that refuses to load anytime I open the app. Like the point of it is to check on my child. The damn screen won’t even load no matter how many times I close the app

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

I hate when customers make stupid complaints like “the box was bent a little”

like - are you collecting fruit roll up boxes or something? Was the correct amount of fruit rolls in there? Were there open wrappers? Like ffs find a better reason to complain

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

that awkward moment when you text your GM asking about your shift, he responds, you get to work and find out he was fired

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

after me complaining multiple times today that I had nothing to do today

[Maranda 🌴 @marandacrossing]

my best friend: “I wish you were here” *proceeds to tell me what she’s doing and who she’s with*

me: well can I come, I was going to be in the area later anyways

her: *types for a long time* *doesnt reply*

well thanks I guess

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot