laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠

pitch the baby

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

I feel like Rivers Cuomo is packing cloaca

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

@AmarxistPhil i’m dying to know the backstory

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

Welcome home Buchanan

[phi ⚞•⚟ misses dan and phil @foundheavenn]

like😭 Are u ok

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

Clocked in at my fuckass job at the Chud Factory

[winter @212okay]

WHAT THE HELL ???????

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

@danandphilicks what you’re doing matters. like really fucking matters

[mackenzie thomas @evilmackenzie]

Don’t come around me if “hot dog joint” is in the bio of your Instagram… I don’t like to mix with chungus like dat

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

Fanfic authors love the word ministration

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

When I’m really high I write amazing oneshot fics in my head and I should just write it all down but the weed makes me catatonic so I just sit in my inertia and wind up forgetting everything the next day. I could end Rachel Reid if I wasn’t a stoner with inattentive ADHD

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

Dan and Phil I’m on my way

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

When I finish my homework tonight I’m either gonna go to Taco Bell or cut my bangs #horrors

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

I wonder if Clavicular has seen Zoolander

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

@klainerose holy shit

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

@nyyaaaaaaaaaaaa same it’s so liberating

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

I want to believe Heated Rivalry season 2 will be good but I just don’t think so

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

doing the billy bounce at rehab until they tie me to a chair

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

impractical jokers made my nana have a psychotic break

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

Cleetus pingus

[laylo shawty⚔️ 𓃠 @marblecakesoap]

Breaking out all over my face right now!!! Still in active puberty ig, don’t ever call me old bc you’ll look dumb