Marc Alan

As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me.

[Marc Alan @marc__alan]

@ScotRail Any updates for trains currently en route to Edinburgh? Will there be a resumption of service tonight?

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@HankHaney thoughts coach?

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Birthday @BlueJays game #500s #ComeTogether let's go boys

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@WhitecapsFC Seattle Sounders #TriviaTuesday

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#OJSELFIE

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My beautiful girlfriend's 24th birthday - I am so lucky to have such an intelligent, caring and… http://t.co/DoyOcKKqx4

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@sailboat123 Hey gorgeous, I miss you!

[Marc Alan @marc__alan]

@sailboat123 same to you