Mike Voight

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@LakersLead Luka, Austin, Walker, Sandro, Timme, Dalton, Jake…The Saltine Seven

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@kylekuzma You’re not big enough for a major announcement

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@ShamsCharania This is a big nothing burger. A bunch of nothings being traded. Trae isn’t about winning.

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@ShamsCharania So he’s not committed to winning.

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It’s on 610 not 96.5. Whatever

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@TheFan965 why is the royals game not on the radio?

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@AB84 Dude what is wrong with you?

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@carmeloanthony hey Melo just heard you say you ain’t getting up at 430. That’s why you have no championships.

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@Thorayaaa where are you. I need you I want to share my pain. But no one cares. I’m 47! And still hurt from dad and wives and whatever. Help me. I want to go but don’t have the guts to do it.

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@britneyspears I want you to know that I get the head shaving thing. I’m there now. Depressed and sad. I get you.

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@CameronNewton you are trash. Retire now.

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@realDonaldTrump dude you lost. For once in your life show a little class as you exit. You’re an embarrassment.

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@sethmeyers gotta have Thornbirds 4: Me so Thorny.

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@JerrySeinfeld watching your Netflix show. Effing brilliant

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@rickygervais I am Tony.

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@rickygervais I just want to tell you that you are brilliant. Afterlife is amazing. I relate to the material so much. Though I’m not a widower I am thrice divorced. The depression speaks to me. I am dead inside too. I am addicted to the grief. Thank you for making this show.

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@OrvilleIV hey Will is the whole “She likes my wind” video out there? Funny as eff.

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@Nick_Offerman you have a god damn proper mustache. Well done sir.

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Alex you are trulyan inspiration. I’m so amazed by your progress and I pray for you to have a full recovery. Hug your wife and your babies everyday. They’re all that matters. #Project11

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@KDTrey5 hey KD bruins zdeno chara breaks his jaw, plays next game. You hurt your vagina and your team’s about to lose. Man up!