Marc Fazon

Friend of Jesus Christ, business man, stand up comedian, radio personality, actor, writer, activist, Husband, and father of MJ

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

Heard this once and it stucked with me.

"Happy people encourage.
Successful people support.
Attractive people compliment.
Those with nothing to offer will try to pull you down."

Protect your peace and stay aligned with people who lift you higher.

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

It's been 16 years since T.I. released swgga like us, can we finally say who had the best verse ?

Jay-Z
Kayne West
Lil Wayne
T.I.

[THE BIG KIMCHI @djbern_]

1 month until my 40th birthday... the rollout starts this Friday

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

Listen, I know yall musicians like to tussle, but I don't want no problem. IJS yall ve adjusting the drums like you didn't just play them yesterday at rehearsal.

#bettergetupouttamyface #marcfazoncomedy #funnyvideos #churchlife #drums #churchdrummer

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

It's hot outside drink responsibly I recommend drinking in a park car. don't end up like me.

#bettergetupouttamyface #water #driver #passenger #spillthedrink #juneteenth

[THE BIG KIMCHI @djbern_]

I had a long talk with my brother @marc_fazon yesterday and it’s clear that in every creative space, a lot of artists are very lazy and don’t want to put the work in

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

The chokehold that vanity plates has on the black community needs to be studied.

#bettergetupouttamyface #Ibereadingthemall

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

@ToiStory This is all facts

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

@djbern_ @beeecainx3 Wooooooooooooooooow

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

Whilst at McDonald's and they asked "did we want to round up for the Ronald McDonald's house" my thing is I aint seen Ronald in over 10 years is this money going towards his bail ? Is Ronald locked up? Mikey D's #bettergetupouttamyface thinking I am putting money on Ronalds books

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

I might be high but I apple Jack's cereal maybe heterosexual fruit loops 🤔🤔.

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

Rewatching New Jack City and @chrisrock performance doesn't get the credit it deserves. That man really took us on a journey. No cap one of his best most versatile roles to date.

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

So my son got his driver license today. We in the car and he says "man it's feel so good to not have to ask for rides no more like those non driving lames" my response you mean like you 2 hours ago?

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

I just rewatched Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. Firstly movie is still good, second Short Round is definitely the star of the movie. He kept saying Indy and Willie and didn't get the credit he deserved.

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

Kids just be talking cause they got lips. I just heard a girl says on my dead niggas they don't want it. I was confused cause you mean grandma. She could've just said on gma. It would held more weight if she wasn't my niece and didn't live in the mean suburbs of New Albany

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

Just heard Free spirit by Drake and can't believe there is a young lady out there with my name tatted on her.

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

Random childhood memories:
When I was a teenager my big brother Mike would take me to meet his girls parents and introduce myself to them like I was the date. Then he would drop me off and pay for the movie and my snacks and him and the girls would go and do God know what's.

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

It's only 20 comics outta Columbus who bustin'
And I'm one of 'em
The other 19, you know who you are
But if you gotta think twice
Well shawty you ain't nice
Regardless of the shows you booking
You can't write

[Marc Fazon @marc_fazon]

If International players anthem comes on and you don't rap all of 3K verse we can't be friends. That's all good morning tho.