accidental instigator

she/they

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

Sorry I’m late to work, 25 families of geese were crossing the road

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

CEO of annoying men out of my dms

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

He’s a 10 but you hate the music he makes

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

Is it retail therapy or am I just a shopaholic? I refuse to acknowledge

[mothcub @mothcub_]

You don't have ADHD. Those are your natural battle reflexes. You can't relax because you are the son of Poseidon and you genetically crave action on the battlefield.

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

I deserve to be galavanting

[𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 @sobergoblin]

right on brother

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

Me and maggie every single night at midnight

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

If I know one thing, it’s shared sidewalk etiquette

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

it’s so crazy that athletes get traded just like that. what about their friends?

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

my love language is when you shut tf up

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

@MadiBBQ oh ya absolutely

[anti-cyclist @MadiBBQ]

good outfit

[Academia Aesthetics @AcademiaAesthe1]

It is the famous Palladium Dress designed by Gianfranco Ferré for a 1992 Dior collection.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

i’m drunk I wanna snuggle so bad

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

i’m a slut for bread bc I was raised catholic

[accidental instigator @marchenkowsky]

@MadiBBQ okay but please