Marci

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i am on a menswear site that is inexplicably and without acknowledgment using a michael jackson impersonator as one of their models

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

friend just called john tucker must die is a gen z movie so i pulled out a gun

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

Just reread the Odyssey and even though it is 2,700 years old, it's still very much a modern story. A guy goes on a work trip and it takes literal necromancy in the actual underworld before he'll admit he's lost, gets waylaid by hot immortal women, blames the ocean, comes home and murders everyone who hit on his wife. Men have not changed. Bless them.

[Maria @mlstrat]

asked my friend to name ten women as a bit and this mfer started out with “nicki minaj…… god…… anne frank……”

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized

[James Jones @jamesjonesesq]

2 years ago gymnast Jordan Chiles was ordered to give her Olympic Floor medal to Ana Barbosa of Romania, after Ana challenged the final score. Jordan appealed and now Ana has only TWO days left to pay the $100,000 appeal fee or the medal will be returned to Jordan Chiles.

[Bri’anna🍿 @LaNoireDe]

i have such a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that a tony award nominated actor is playing for the savannah bananas. this is like when mj played pro baseball

[shane hollander’s lawyer @hollanovslawyer]

It was so serious they actually ended up getting married twice btw.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Microdosing being married to a man (again) by gently but firmly guiding a boy Instacart shopper. Matthew, are you telling me there are zero (0) tomatoes in the entire store at 10AM

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[izzy 🫐 @beuck_]

ayo edebiri’s “do not talk to me about ai, i will k!ll myself” tee is so iconic and she’s so real for that

[♱ katana 🔜 dreamcon♱ @aspenkatana]

I love the south you just say “how you doing” and you say “good how are you?” And that’s the end of the convo

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Lena Dunham who is your Etsy witch

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Natalie Horberg.

[Sammy Breakfast @sam_thraxx]

talking to a guy with a black wedding band

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Watching this as a child with little to no understanding of camp or parody was such a trip 😭