Marc MacKenzie

Marc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.

[Marc MacKenzie @marcmack]

Were you or a loved one in King's Landing the day of the attack? You may be entitled to compensation.

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

Hi America. You have more wildfires than we do up here in Canada atm. Also, one of our firefighter pilots died a few days ago helping fight your fires, and you thank us by threatening tariffs due to our fires and wind direction…

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Never trust an iceberg when it says “Just the tip”

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@PierrePoilievre This is why no one takes you seriously. You’re talking monetary policy in Canada, over many years & governments, trying to tie it to 1 cost increase at 1 location (likely a promotional loss leader). Look at Canada / US inflation over same period — lower in Canada. You buffoon.

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@atrupar “… had a conversation with [the ghost of] Theodore Roosevelt.”

Fixed it!

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People say they’re using the Socratic method, but fail to drink hemlock. Weak.

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Double entendres now 50% off!

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The existence of smash burgers implies the existence of pass burgers.

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@WhiteHouse Lol — you absolute morons.

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@WhiteHouse

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Who decided to call it the matriarchy, and not the punani state?

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The final on the French literature test is just not giggling when you say Honoré de Balzac.

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When you think about it, the Donner party was kind of a pot luck.

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Keep your food for thought, I’ll stick to my beverages for feelings.

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“Love isn’t a noun. It’s a verb,” I said.

But apparently it’s both, so I only got half marks on that question.

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Nevertheless he persistently mansplained.

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They say there are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing matters, and the other is as though everything does

But they were all of them deceived, for another way to live your life was made, forged in secret, a master way to live your life to control all others

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@Cobratate How is this chinless douchebag so mind boggling stupid? These hot takes on world affairs are reminiscent of a grade school child with a leaning disability.

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Hey! I interviewed John Linnell of They Might Be Giants! The interview was to air last week, but it was delayed to April 21, at ~7:20 am MDT (that’s 6:20 am PDT, 9:20 EDT, and I’ll rely on you to do other math as needed). Tune in at 88.5 fm in #yeg or listen live at CJSR. com

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A brief promotional statement about a small European country is called a Luxemblurb.

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What’s the Dow at now, PAM?!