OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️

Sportsman, traveler, observer, writer, nonconformist, revolutionary and cook in his spare time

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Obama: "Or diapers. I remember buying diapers. Do you think Donald Trump has ever changed a diaper?"

Supporter: "His own!"

Obama: "I almost said that, but decided not to."

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@SecDuffy @USDOT Thus we can see why they beg the Arabs so much for cheap oil. Your mentality is much smaller than that gasoline engine.

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

STOP IT!!!😂😂😂 —YOU'RE GONNA GET ME IN TROUBLE!!!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🧐🤔“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[Mahdi Hemmat @HemmatMahdi]

Trump went from threatening overwhelming force on Friday to canceling the strike by Sunday, then tried to sell the reversal as another victory.

Gulf states were warning about retaliation against their energy infrastructure, Iran was still standing, Hormuz remained under pressure, and no final agreement had been signed.

This is TACO foreign policy in real time: loud threats, shifting deadlines, sudden retreat, and a victory speech after nothing was actually won. Not Taco Tuesday. TACO Sunday.

#TACOSunday #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut #Iran #PersiaBoi #SacredDefense

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

When Thomas Müller used his passport as a phone to dodge the journalist's questions

[Maama Uganda @MaamaUganda02]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@LionsOfZion_ORG 🙈🤡

[Sergio @Seergiot3ck]

Una familia se reunió para ver el Mundial pero acabaron descubriendo que el abuelo tenía un montón de páginas porno guardadas en el televisor

JAJAJAJAJAJA

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@YIMBYman Yes , you should!!

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@Mollyploofkins The only circus most Americans can watch without paying!

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@afneil What an embarrassment!! In Europe, we started learning history early!!

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@ianbremmer This is an embarrassment to the Trump administration. This memorandum continues to give Iran all the legitimacy they have been claiming since the war began.

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@TheMaineWonk 🤡🤡🤡

[OvarredorDeLixo 🇵🇹⚘🇪🇺🌹🇺🇦🐦👉✖️ @marcofaazevedo]

@allenanalysis It's a shame for Mou to the United States.