Marc

Gironí d'adopció enamorat de la terra que m'ha vist creixer. #FemXarxa

[Alli @tygarii]

That one ex who can’t stop telling people yall dated

[Lea @LeaDG1990]

cosas que arregló messi:

- que brasil pierda 7-1 cuando se iban a cruzar en la final y vs Croacia antes de cruzarse en semis
- España quede afuera 3 veces en 8vos y una en grupos
- Italia no clasique hace 3 mundiales
- Inglaterra haya llegado lejos 1 vez en los últimos 30 años

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.”

[Pedrinho10 @PedrinhoFCB__]

Te recuerdo que pagaste 70M por un tiro libre

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

He has been to the final twice. They should have come to meet him there

[Brian @Bri_an2]

Did he not play the 2022 World Cup?

[Los twitts del profe🇦🇷✈️🇺🇲 @memesdelprofe]

Mi mexicano favorito es el que dice que Argentina es un país mega pobre pero al mismo tiempo afirma que tenemos la plata para sobornar a toda la FIFA

[Don Gato @GatoCascarrabia]

Si ocurrió, solo que emigraron a europa.

[Manel Vidal Boix @massanagranaire]

Els que fa uns anys feien befa dels que reclamem poder fer vida en català a Barcelona ja comencen a no poder-la fer en castellà ❤️

[federico. @federicosmos]

Ojalá, así les ganamos y dejan de romper la pija con Portugal de una reputisima vez.

[PD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇷 @1_2spaces]

Bruh scoring 4-5 goals in a single WC used to mean something, it used to get you the golden boot 😭😭😭

[Cuerdo de atar @cuerdo_de]

Le pregunto a un empleado de Mercadona que en qué pasillo está la pasta, me mira, sonríe y me dice: “Si lo supiera, no estaría trabajando aquí”, y se parte el culo él solo. Maestro del cuñadismo. A sus pies.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Do you intend to keep playing for a few more years?

💭 Leo Messi: "Yes, yes... I will continue for some time, as long as I can contribute, feel good physically, and help my teammates... I will keep playing."

[MC @CrewsMat10]

🚨🎙️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on Cristiano Ronaldo saying “I’m back” after scoring a brace:

“I thought he said he never left. I don’t know why he was yelling I’m back.” 😭😭

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

The guy on the right is Messi. Messi has achieved everything in football that you can possibly imagine, and he leads in almost every individual and team accomplishment. Every time he’s asked about Cristiano Ronaldo, he calls him a great player and speaks highly of him.

After winning the Qatar World Cup and the Ballon d’Or, Messi was asked who the best players in the world were. He mentioned Haaland, Mbappé, and other players, then stopped. The journalist asked him, “What about Cristiano?” Messi replied, “Cristiano is right there beside me.”

Now, the guy on the left is Cristiano. Today, Cristiano scored a brace against Uzbekistan. After the game, a journalist told him that Messi was the tournament’s top scorer and asked for his thoughts. Cristiano replied, “I’m not interested. Haaland and Mbappé have scored too.”

See the difference? Be like Messi. 🤷‍♂️

[Lisandro @lichicensurado]

messi hizo a ibrahimovic criticarse y hablar en 1ra persona

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Looks familiar… 🐐😏

[iPaul @iPaulCanada]

原来学空翻这么简单吗？

[Fauno @FabrizioFauno]

*Messi está viejo, con 38 años no debería ir al mundial*

El putísimo Messi en el mundial: