List of things this CCL commentator has talked about during the Philly/Saprissa game: his passion for geography, Allen Iverson, Halle Barry, the film The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, the upcoming Bob Marley movie, Jada Pinkett Smith…
@2DMagee The dad of my best friend in HS taught his first son going to the bathroom was "mambo dogface in the banana patch". A hilarious Steve Martin joke turned real, until this child really peed his pants in kindergarten cuz his teachers didn't know what that meant.
Guide for anyone new to baseball:
The Mariners are Greek tragedy: the fall of the hero at the hand of destiny, led by god-like icons to the depths of suffering
The Mets are Shakespearean tragedy: the fall of the hero at their own hands, ensemble cast, deeply comedic
@stwbass Was just in a group chat yelling about how so many of the chosen stadiums have turf (and how they have 4 years to figure that out) and where are the 3 US group stage games going to be and what's my over/under on price point and do I even CARE what games are in LA??? And and and