Mark D'Arcy

Complete banker.

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@FrenchieMack </3

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@sineadkeogh http://t.co/zUKLRWk76X

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

Missed the fuck out of that flight. Not sorry.

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

"Nobody snuggles with Darcy, Tunt, you strap yourself in and feel the gs"
"You be the fucking big spoon right now or I'll knee you"
#told

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

Raaaaarrrrrrrr #breakfast

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@ronmc haha! Is Macker ok? Ragin there's no time to hang with her before I head back

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

Tonight we discovered keoghers can't say Michael mcintyres name because "there's a lot of m's going on". There are fucking two!!

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@FrenchieMack drunk toilet reading. Terrified of you.

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

"Just don't embarrass me! And behave yourselves!" @sineadkeogh bringing us to a party like a pair of bold five year olds. Which we is.

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@jonathanbyrne you ditched for xfactor??? Buddy!!!!!

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@FrenchieMack well darcy feels bad now!!! Ya nearly here?? We can't get out of the car cos @sineadkeogh is in her pjs

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

Number 2 bus. Like that girl you sleep with but never ever mention to anyone. BECAUSE THEYRE BOTH SURPRISINGLY COMFY BUT YOURE ASHAMED.

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@sineadkeogh I am coming to collect you. Get your face all did.

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@sineadkeogh you should be out drinking with darcy. That's what's wrong here.

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

"Here take a photo of my arse and see if it breaks the Internet". @FrenchieMack 2014

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

@sineadkeogh ARE YOU STILL IN THE ENGLAND OR WHAT??

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

Never miss having a car in US. 8 hours at home fixes that!!!

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

The very exact same woman who got me a flight home the time mammy darcy died just got me off standby again. She must think I'm some liar.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

“@DIYNetwork: Tour @WilliamShatner's #mancave >> http://t.co/kRgitkH3Ms What do you think? #shatnerproject” Tell us!

[Mark D'Arcy @marcusdorkus]

Destroyed.