KAT is basically trying to process grief over his mom’s death by playing the best basketball of his life in these finals and I could not be rooting for him harder.
I want 7 games of this so I will be rooting for a Knicks loss game 3. I mean I was already rooting for that loss once we got word that that frumpy, musty, hot sausage link finger bitch was gonna be in attendance for game 3 but now I’m really rooting for that L
In honor of Pride and the NBA Finals, it seems only appropriate to quote Charles Barkley:
If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, you tell them Charles says “fuck you.”
things Carter Bryant has been compared to on this app so far:
- a "medium rare sugar cookie"
- Ducky from the Land Before Time
- the "human embodiment of a dumpling"
- Biggie Littles from NBA Street
- 'Lamb Chops' with cornrows
- a "6 year old who made a wish to get "bigged like Tom Hanks in the movie, Big"
- an unreleased Muppet that will be the cousin of Abby Kadabby
- the bottom of a stingray
All true but this is like Man on Fire and Dakota Fanning is the game of basketball who has been kidnapped by a group of horrible Canadians and Minnesotans