Marcus McCutcheon

Husband, Girl Dad, Kamado Joe aficionado, Rams, Lakers, Angels, Stanford everything.

[Marcus McCutcheon @MarcusMcCutch]

@PFTCommenter

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@BonaguraESPN Didn’t you just say top half of the conference?

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@FitzMagic_14 Remove the whole cup, dump the shot, reinstall the cup.

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@ReedTimmerUSA @Avis AI

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@ProfTolson You mean to tell me you were only 4 years older than me teaching me ConLaw?! 🫨🤯😂

Happy Birthday!

[Marcus McCutcheon @MarcusMcCutch]

@LegalLumberjack I’ve been selected for two juries - one civil and one criminal.

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@dirtbagqueer Absolutely true. Wheeled a tv on a cart from the library into my 6th grade social studies class to watch the verdict being read.

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@NWSLosAngeles Rain and small hail in Playa del Rey around 4:30

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@jemelehill https://t.co/irPN0tLjpH

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

contracts signed by Kirk Cousins:

2012: standard 4-yr rookie deal
2016: $19.9M fully guaranteed
2017: $23.9M fully guaranteed
2018: $84.0M fully guaranteed
2020: $66.0M fully guaranteed
2022: $35.0M fully guaranteed
2024: $150M ($100M fully guaranteed)

career: $411M thru 2027...

...of which $329M was fully guaranteed

(and 1 playoff win in 12 years)

[Marcus McCutcheon @MarcusMcCutch]

@MadiSP4321 Ride a train, apparently.

https://t.co/HrYRf8obZh

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

When trains were first introduced in the US, some people believed that "women's bodies were not meant to travel at 50 miles an hour," fearing that their “uteruses would fly out of their bodies if they were accelerated to that speed."

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

Happy birthday @DysonMccutcheon‼️🥳

[Marcus McCutcheon @MarcusMcCutch]

@weezel32 In less than 10 seconds, bro throws an elbow and blows 3 point-blank layups. Devious stat line.

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@stanfballupdate 4:00 PT kickoff

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The world lost a good man. Coach Teevens loved the game and his enthusiasm was infectious. He truly cared for every young man on our roster.

I’m wishing his family peace and comfort.

[Stanford Football @StanfordFball]

Stanford football mourns the loss of former Bradford M. Freeman Director of Football Buddy Teevens.

We send our thoughts and prayers to his family, and all those he impacted during his coaching career.

[Marcus McCutcheon @MarcusMcCutch]

@FO_wordofmuth You couldn’t find a pic of ole Cutch?

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@NBAMemes Cuz it’s the Clippers.

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Welcome Sienna Amaka McCutcheon. @ashleythe0ne, Charlotte, and I are fully in love. https://t.co/dXRmjG1ftD

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@LastChanceUAlum Goldenwest College Baseball in Huntington Beach, CA (@RustlerBaseball) and their coach, Andrew Ramos (@sportsjunky8)

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@ProfTolson Leave it!

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@DesireeMCormier She buy a ticket at Joe’s Service Center in Altadena?